Dinner is always entertaining 'round here.
Dinner? Or porn? And does it really matter,
Me: What is that?
Him: ...Unagi Donburi
Me: Is that whole sections of eel?
Him: Right.
Me: OMG YOU'RE EATING FRIED PENIS! TWO OF THEM!
Him: choke.
Me: But you didn't finish all the... goo.
Him: Sorry, I just couldn't swallow it all.
Me: I am disappointed in you, my little pornstar in training. If you couldn't handle all the unagi-spunk, you could have, at the very least, spread it all over your face. Promo shot, you know.
Him: finger.
cut because not all of my friends are freaks.
Me: What is that?
Him: ...Unagi Donburi
Me: Is that whole sections of eel?
Him: Right.
Me: OMG YOU'RE EATING FRIED PENIS! TWO OF THEM!
Him: choke.
Me: But you didn't finish all the... goo.
Him: Sorry, I just couldn't swallow it all.
Me: I am disappointed in you, my little pornstar in training. If you couldn't handle all the unagi-spunk, you could have, at the very least, spread it all over your face. Promo shot, you know.
Him: finger.
cut because not all of my friends are freaks.