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In May I'm supposed to be watching this ladys birds, like BIG FUCKING BIRDS. I don't like the big ones. I just got bit by one of her african grays. Grrr. Thanks mom for volunteering me!
News with mom and me:
My mom woke me at 3am screaming at me about not having the heating pad on Saturday. She was the last with it with her arm and shit. Raa. Anyway, I was up from 3am and on. Had like 2 hours of sleep. Later that morning she had me set some traps which kept snapping on my fingers and stuff. Frustrated and wanting to sleep. I was then on my way to work but first to pick up some stuff at the library for this play I'm working on. At the library I slammed the car door shut on my finger. My right ring finger. How the hell, why? I don't know. It felt great. The door shut completely. I ran back into the library leaving a non stop blood trail into the bathroom to put my hand under cold water. Paramedics and stuff came into the restroom. It all happened so quickly. Make a stupid dumb long story short - my nail was ripped partially off and the tip broken.
Fantastic. I love being a loser.
News with mom and me:
My mom woke me at 3am screaming at me about not having the heating pad on Saturday. She was the last with it with her arm and shit. Raa. Anyway, I was up from 3am and on. Had like 2 hours of sleep. Later that morning she had me set some traps which kept snapping on my fingers and stuff. Frustrated and wanting to sleep. I was then on my way to work but first to pick up some stuff at the library for this play I'm working on. At the library I slammed the car door shut on my finger. My right ring finger. How the hell, why? I don't know. It felt great. The door shut completely. I ran back into the library leaving a non stop blood trail into the bathroom to put my hand under cold water. Paramedics and stuff came into the restroom. It all happened so quickly. Make a stupid dumb long story short - my nail was ripped partially off and the tip broken.
Fantastic. I love being a loser.