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This is one of the definitions for adam on urban dictionary. I gotta say, it nails me.
5. Adam
Genesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed."
The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable.
Tommy is an Adam if I ever saw one! At home he wears shorts or swim trunks ONLY.
When outside in public, he wears sandals, a button-up shirt -- unbuttoned, or a T-shirt on his head like an Arabic head-dress.
He'd rather not wear a shirt at all, but, this way if he wants to enter a store or restaurant he can button up his dress shirt, or take the T-shirt off his head and wear it on his abdomen.
5. Adam
Genesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed."
The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable.
Tommy is an Adam if I ever saw one! At home he wears shorts or swim trunks ONLY.
When outside in public, he wears sandals, a button-up shirt -- unbuttoned, or a T-shirt on his head like an Arabic head-dress.
He'd rather not wear a shirt at all, but, this way if he wants to enter a store or restaurant he can button up his dress shirt, or take the T-shirt off his head and wear it on his abdomen.