I LOOOOVE JAACKIEEEEE
the best friend since eigthgrade decided to make me pee my pants *
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: this shit is soo funny read this
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: 10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?)
2) Thou shall not do drugz (alchohol last longer)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart (Wal-mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandilism (destruction has a bigger affect)
5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights (just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex (as nike says: Just do it)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahahahahahaha
xo baby k T 2o: OMFG AAHAHAHHAHAA
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: its good rrigt
xo baby k T 2o: omg haha thats the only thing that made me smile all day
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha YES II DID IT...:-P
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: IM GOOD WHAT NOW:-D
xo baby k T 2o: maybe im just weird ionno but that was hilarious
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahah
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAH
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: yea it was.. i was dieing over here
xo baby k T 2o: haaha
xo baby k T 2o: 10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)
xo baby k T 2o: LMFAO HAHAH THATS HORRIBLE
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahhhaaahhhaha..... yea but its funny as hell...
xo baby k T 2o: haha omg can u imagine.. me dressing in black w/ a ski mask stealing cookies then bringing an old lady to the middle of the street and then rnning
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahaha... omg i would die.. i would laugh so hard.. id prolly piss my pants..(* and if peeing u pants is cool consider me miles davis *) i love it... i m laughin so hard
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAAHAHAH
xo baby k T 2o: omgGGG i can see myself doing that
xo baby k T 2o: but then id feel horrible
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha i would be like aww.. grandma... just play like a deer and get outta there
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAH
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: :-P
xo baby k T 2o: but dont most deer get hit?
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: well i mean if she gets hit its her own fault she was playing deer..:-\
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: no` one told her too now did they
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHH yeah but thats like im a hunter right and i make the deer go into the road well i helped her to the middle of the street and she got hit by a semi i mean come on now there has to be some law that says you can set old people up for death
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: well if there is i will be like * im sry i am illterate.. * haha lol..
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: isnt that funny how i cant even spell the damn word.. proves my point dontit
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: * dont it
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAHA
xo baby k T 2o: illiterate*
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: lOl
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: there ya goo.. haha i can use the excuse u cant:-P
xo baby k T 2o: well i can say... that i amm.... officially crazyyyy and that i deserve some sort of forgivement...forgiving... apology... wait no.. what is it?!
xo baby k T 2o: i deserve to be forgiven!!!
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha... lol... or just be u.. they might be like ok lady did u take ur med. today:-\
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: lol
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: j.k
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAH
xo baby k T 2o: and id be like MED?! MEDD?!!?!? I DONT NEED MEDDSSS
yeah it was hysterical.
i lost the holy shit convo... which was also, hysterical.
to us anyways... maybe were just crazy? who knowssss
:D best mood.... ever*
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: this shit is soo funny read this
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: 10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?)
2) Thou shall not do drugz (alchohol last longer)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart (Wal-mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandilism (destruction has a bigger affect)
5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights (just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex (as nike says: Just do it)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahahahahahaha
xo baby k T 2o: OMFG AAHAHAHHAHAA
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: its good rrigt
xo baby k T 2o: omg haha thats the only thing that made me smile all day
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha YES II DID IT...:-P
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: IM GOOD WHAT NOW:-D
xo baby k T 2o: maybe im just weird ionno but that was hilarious
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahah
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAH
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: yea it was.. i was dieing over here
xo baby k T 2o: haaha
xo baby k T 2o: 10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)
xo baby k T 2o: LMFAO HAHAH THATS HORRIBLE
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahahhhaaahhhaha..... yea but its funny as hell...
xo baby k T 2o: haha omg can u imagine.. me dressing in black w/ a ski mask stealing cookies then bringing an old lady to the middle of the street and then rnning
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: hahaha... omg i would die.. i would laugh so hard.. id prolly piss my pants..(* and if peeing u pants is cool consider me miles davis *) i love it... i m laughin so hard
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAAHAHAH
xo baby k T 2o: omgGGG i can see myself doing that
xo baby k T 2o: but then id feel horrible
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha i would be like aww.. grandma... just play like a deer and get outta there
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAH
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: :-P
xo baby k T 2o: but dont most deer get hit?
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: well i mean if she gets hit its her own fault she was playing deer..:-\
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: no` one told her too now did they
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHH yeah but thats like im a hunter right and i make the deer go into the road well i helped her to the middle of the street and she got hit by a semi i mean come on now there has to be some law that says you can set old people up for death
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: well if there is i will be like * im sry i am illterate.. * haha lol..
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: isnt that funny how i cant even spell the damn word.. proves my point dontit
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: * dont it
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAHA
xo baby k T 2o: illiterate*
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: lOl
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: there ya goo.. haha i can use the excuse u cant:-P
xo baby k T 2o: well i can say... that i amm.... officially crazyyyy and that i deserve some sort of forgivement...forgiving... apology... wait no.. what is it?!
xo baby k T 2o: i deserve to be forgiven!!!
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: haha... lol... or just be u.. they might be like ok lady did u take ur med. today:-\
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: lol
xOTaTaLaLiCiOuS: j.k
xo baby k T 2o: HAHAHAH
xo baby k T 2o: and id be like MED?! MEDD?!!?!? I DONT NEED MEDDSSS
yeah it was hysterical.
i lost the holy shit convo... which was also, hysterical.
to us anyways... maybe were just crazy? who knowssss
:D best mood.... ever*