I'd call it chimi-getoffmyfuckingisland-bengal

[glass_curtain]

I have to find vegan chocolates tomorrow or I'm SCREWED. My only real hope is Whole Foods or else I will have to resort to vegan chocolate cookies.

If I move to a deserted island does that mean I get to be president?

and who the fuck puts pepperoni in tomatoe soup? idiots. complete idiots.