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[glamxcore]

if I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
if I were a time of day I would be: 4am
if I were a planet I would be: neptune
if I were a direction I would be: south
if I were a piece of furniture I would be: the dining room table
if I were a musical instrument I would be: spanish guitar
if I were a liquid I would be: acid
if I were a tree I would be: a weeping willow
if I were a flower/plant I would be: green and living
if I were a kind of weather I would be: bright sunny and warm. or warm and pouring hard rain with hard winds.
if I were a flavor I would be: strawberry
if I were an animal I would be: goldfish...they have no memory
if I were a feeling I would be: jealously
if I were an article of clothing I would be: a fucking mini skirt
if I were a crayon I would be: green and made of wax
if I were a playing card I would be: the queen of spades
if I were a color I would be: greeeeeeen
if I were a sound I would be: fire alarm
if I were an element I would be: beryllim
if I were a song I would be: a damn good song
if I were a poem I would be: really touching
if I were a movie I would be: things behind the sun. or Spun.
if I were a food I would be: ice cream
if I were a place I would be: mexico. some place in mexico.
if I were a shape I would be: a circle
if I were a taste I would be: sour
if I were a smell I would be: gas....like gas for the car
if I were an object I would be: a band-aid
if I were a body part I would be: hip bones
if I were a facial expression I would be: sarcasm
if I were a number I would be: 247
if I was a swear word I would be: fuckbitch
if I was asleep I would be dreaming about: ooooooo something that would begin with an N
if I had a nickname it would be: g style
if I were a word I'd be: shope
if I were a book, it would be: emeril's cook book
if I were a shoe, it would be: a sneeker. a nice sneeker
if I were a piece of playground equipment, I would be: the dolphin on a spring
if I were a stick of gum, the brand would be: double bubble
if I was a actor/actress I'd be: really rich
if I was one of my friends I'd be: annoying
if I was a monkey i'd be: eating a banana
if I were a coffee brand I'd be: dunkin donents
if I were something sharp I'd be: shards of broken glass
if I were a stone I'd be: stoned
if I were a comp game I'd be: the SIMS, bahaha.
if I were killed, I'd die: quickly
if I were a job, I'd be: a circumcisioner
if I were a brand of water I'd be: aquafina
if I were a type of car I'd be: a sabb
if I were someone else, I'd be: a lot better looking