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Dont you love those nights when you know you can get all the sleep you want because you dont have to work early...but you cant sleep?? yeah FUCKIN LOVE EM!! AAAHHH.. 1230 in the morning and im wide awake. So im just gonna ramble
Ive been thinking a lot about my college years latley. How i was able to survive 6 days a week on 10 hours of sleep then i would go comatose on sunday. We all do it, its amazing isnt it. I feel like shit if i dont get 8 hours a night now. GOD when did i become so old? I loved living in the dorms for the pure face that you never had to hop in youre car to visit a friend, Just walk down the hall. I am a germaphobe though. HAHA i actually carried a can of scrubbing bubbles with me to the showers everytime and cleaned it before use. And i had to use the same one everytime. Oh and i hated when i had to take a piss and there were no seat liners!! god damn you know how many chicks on that floor had an std?? Im not sure, but by all the moaning and screaming i heard all night everynight... you can only can imagine..
I remember getting on the elevator going down 7 flights walking outside and pissing on a tree just so i didnt get contaminated. Wow i have been markin my territory for a long time. Yeah kinda got the pee standin up thing down to an art in a way. Im so lucky public saftey never caught me, I coulda just batted my eyes and smiled at them and got out of trouble, but.. Yeah not my thing. Knowing me id prolly turn round, zip up my pants and tell em to fuck off. Even to this day if i need to piss really bad and there are lines i think of goin outside in the alley and markin the building... god damn i am a dyke.. LOL! I have no shame, we all have our stories.
I remeber how i was always the sex counselor in college. All my friends always came to me becase they all liked the SAME FUCKIN GUY, who was by best friend. Of course i knew who he liked and didnt, What he liked and didnt.. so i just told the bitches what i wanted to..lol. mean i know. But the funny thing was. that entire year of college i never slept with one person. dear god i know! i was givin out the advice but was bein celibate. and the funny thing was i ended up gettin the guy in the end!! :).. cool kat, great friend.
I did end up sleeping with one of his girlfriends though.. Wow. funny. It was the three of us at my house chillin, drinkin some beers. the next thing i knew me and her were in my bathroom, her sitting on the edge of the bathtub with her pants down... i guess after us bein gone 20 minutes he decided to check on us. Ahh, he wasnt mad. he just stood there in shock. I told him i didnt care what he said i was gonna finish, he went outside and smoked a pack of cigarettes and let us do our deed. Dont you love afriend like that.. God damn. I woulda bitch slapped me if i were him!
5 years sure does change ya dosent it? No way in hell i would do that now to a friend. Im a vengefull bitch and will admit it, but come on now, I have more tact than that.
this was actually a lot of fun reminicing over my adolecent travels... i think i might have to do this again, OOOOHHH i have a million more stories.. well i got through a half hour... YAY 1am....... i beer gone... god i need a quaalude...
Ive been thinking a lot about my college years latley. How i was able to survive 6 days a week on 10 hours of sleep then i would go comatose on sunday. We all do it, its amazing isnt it. I feel like shit if i dont get 8 hours a night now. GOD when did i become so old? I loved living in the dorms for the pure face that you never had to hop in youre car to visit a friend, Just walk down the hall. I am a germaphobe though. HAHA i actually carried a can of scrubbing bubbles with me to the showers everytime and cleaned it before use. And i had to use the same one everytime. Oh and i hated when i had to take a piss and there were no seat liners!! god damn you know how many chicks on that floor had an std?? Im not sure, but by all the moaning and screaming i heard all night everynight... you can only can imagine..
I remember getting on the elevator going down 7 flights walking outside and pissing on a tree just so i didnt get contaminated. Wow i have been markin my territory for a long time. Yeah kinda got the pee standin up thing down to an art in a way. Im so lucky public saftey never caught me, I coulda just batted my eyes and smiled at them and got out of trouble, but.. Yeah not my thing. Knowing me id prolly turn round, zip up my pants and tell em to fuck off. Even to this day if i need to piss really bad and there are lines i think of goin outside in the alley and markin the building... god damn i am a dyke.. LOL! I have no shame, we all have our stories.
I remeber how i was always the sex counselor in college. All my friends always came to me becase they all liked the SAME FUCKIN GUY, who was by best friend. Of course i knew who he liked and didnt, What he liked and didnt.. so i just told the bitches what i wanted to..lol. mean i know. But the funny thing was. that entire year of college i never slept with one person. dear god i know! i was givin out the advice but was bein celibate. and the funny thing was i ended up gettin the guy in the end!! :).. cool kat, great friend.
I did end up sleeping with one of his girlfriends though.. Wow. funny. It was the three of us at my house chillin, drinkin some beers. the next thing i knew me and her were in my bathroom, her sitting on the edge of the bathtub with her pants down... i guess after us bein gone 20 minutes he decided to check on us. Ahh, he wasnt mad. he just stood there in shock. I told him i didnt care what he said i was gonna finish, he went outside and smoked a pack of cigarettes and let us do our deed. Dont you love afriend like that.. God damn. I woulda bitch slapped me if i were him!
5 years sure does change ya dosent it? No way in hell i would do that now to a friend. Im a vengefull bitch and will admit it, but come on now, I have more tact than that.
this was actually a lot of fun reminicing over my adolecent travels... i think i might have to do this again, OOOOHHH i have a million more stories.. well i got through a half hour... YAY 1am....... i beer gone... god i need a quaalude...