"Sexually transmitted crazy mouth" is my new favorite phrase.
Due to all of the thoughts lazing around on couches watching tv in my head (I would say "swimming" or "dashing" but we all know that my thoughts, much like myself, prefer laying on a couch) I have not the mental energy to write a well constructed post. I have resorted to bullet points instead:
*I am feeling like a bloated lardass lately. I am combatting this by reducing my intake and hitting the gym with 100% intensity rather than 52%. I already feel better but still loathe the idea of wearing a two piece.
*I am stressed over money. I have impending plans to go to New York and not only do I need to plan early enough to get the time off of work, I also need to be sure that I can afford to go on a trip without neglecting other bills. Although, should one of those neglected bills be for the grocery store I suppose I'll be killing two birds with one stone, no?
*New kitten named Spencer Parmesan. He is rambunctious and fluffy and adorable. When he meows he sounds like Beeker from The Muppets. Hanging out in my room playing with him is my new favorite activity. Him waking me up at 2 am to play is not.
*80's themed show for Justin's band this weekend. My outfit is half planned... Themed/Costume parties are really only fun in theory.
*I am feeling like a bloated lardass lately. I am combatting this by reducing my intake and hitting the gym with 100% intensity rather than 52%. I already feel better but still loathe the idea of wearing a two piece.
*I am stressed over money. I have impending plans to go to New York and not only do I need to plan early enough to get the time off of work, I also need to be sure that I can afford to go on a trip without neglecting other bills. Although, should one of those neglected bills be for the grocery store I suppose I'll be killing two birds with one stone, no?
*New kitten named Spencer Parmesan. He is rambunctious and fluffy and adorable. When he meows he sounds like Beeker from The Muppets. Hanging out in my room playing with him is my new favorite activity. Him waking me up at 2 am to play is not.
*80's themed show for Justin's band this weekend. My outfit is half planned... Themed/Costume parties are really only fun in theory.