I will blow you up with a pumpkin bomb.
Weekend Recap:
*Dane Cook's "Vicious Circle" is hilarious. I watched this with Justin and his sister on Friday night. I love whenever Mr. Cook discusses relationships as he is usually spot on.
"You're stupid like your father".
I have never dropped a bomb like that on a boyfriend before, but I have planted mental clusters of TNT that BLEW THE FUCK UP a few hours or days later. Ahhhhh emotional manipulation... it's a gift.
*Saw "Fast and Furious" on Saturday. Remember how smoking hot Vin Diesel was in the first movie? He spent the majority of his screen time in a wifebeater, dickies, and converse. I spent the majority of that movie squirming uncomfortably in my seat. I spent the majority of this movie chanting "wifebeater wifebeater wifebeater" in the hopes that his lame polo shirts would disintegrate and reveal his smoking hot chest. I failed. Vin also wore Timbalands the entire movie and this also disappointed me.
*I had never seen "Amelie" before, and after a discussion with Team Member Cat I decided this must be rectified. Thankfully Justin owns this and we watched it on Sunday. Normally I loathe subtitles as I feel like I am missing part of the movie by constantly reading the bottom of the screen. I loved this movie despite the subtitles. Everyone who mentioned how cute this actress is was correct. I wanted to eat her face she is so damned adorable.
*"Tough Love" on VH1 Sunday nights should be appointment television for everyone. That is all I have to say about that.
*Also, Justin is cute.
Even when he makes faces like this:
Even though we barely like one another:
But he actually does kind of like me:
*Dane Cook's "Vicious Circle" is hilarious. I watched this with Justin and his sister on Friday night. I love whenever Mr. Cook discusses relationships as he is usually spot on.
"You're stupid like your father".
I have never dropped a bomb like that on a boyfriend before, but I have planted mental clusters of TNT that BLEW THE FUCK UP a few hours or days later. Ahhhhh emotional manipulation... it's a gift.
*Saw "Fast and Furious" on Saturday. Remember how smoking hot Vin Diesel was in the first movie? He spent the majority of his screen time in a wifebeater, dickies, and converse. I spent the majority of that movie squirming uncomfortably in my seat. I spent the majority of this movie chanting "wifebeater wifebeater wifebeater" in the hopes that his lame polo shirts would disintegrate and reveal his smoking hot chest. I failed. Vin also wore Timbalands the entire movie and this also disappointed me.
*I had never seen "Amelie" before, and after a discussion with Team Member Cat I decided this must be rectified. Thankfully Justin owns this and we watched it on Sunday. Normally I loathe subtitles as I feel like I am missing part of the movie by constantly reading the bottom of the screen. I loved this movie despite the subtitles. Everyone who mentioned how cute this actress is was correct. I wanted to eat her face she is so damned adorable.
*"Tough Love" on VH1 Sunday nights should be appointment television for everyone. That is all I have to say about that.
*Also, Justin is cute.
Even when he makes faces like this:
Even though we barely like one another:
But he actually does kind of like me: