The Bottom of the Barrel
Doing one of these reveals you as:
a) A sad fucker
b) Running away from something else you need to do, but don't want to i.e. procastinating
c) A webwhore
I may be, no, I AM all of the above.
Commence.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Big one, knee. Hurt myself on the way to an art exhibit, of all things.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Nothing. Minimalist, ya?
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Black LG with glowing red bits. Black + red = good.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Not pop. However, if you are a trio with passionate girly singer in eccentric clothing, I will probably like your shit.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Yes.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A fucking break. Or a breakworthy fuck.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Perspective.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
A soft toy I've had for about a squillion years.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Libra.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Not a person, but a 'thing'... work stress. Sometimes you just gotta let it out.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME?
Agent Provocateur
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
As long as they HAVE eyes and hair I don't think it's an issue.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Don't have one... oh, heck, a marina if it's done well
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
You. Alive.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Some idiot who didn't get their shit together on time.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
How they hell am I supposed to remember that?
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like lots of people, but would I like to sleep with anyone in particular? Let's see...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I believe so.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Route 66, because their pencil skirts do nice things to the appearance of your bottom.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
No. He has me as a pet/staff.
27. WHAT KIND IS/ARE IT/THEY?
Cat. Fuzzy. Demanding. Warm.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS GOING TO MOVE AWAY?
That sort of behaviour gives a person ulcers.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Tell them, you fucking pussy.
30. SAY ANY NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Ninety-six.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Probably Anzal's
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Being taken for granted.
36. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL?
Posh and full of rich pricks.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I have none. Oh, wait, being a liar. Kidding. Um, hot boys. Deep, no?
37. FIRST JOB?
Column writer for student magazine.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Bionic arm installed.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Becaus I don't want to answer emails sent by annoying fuckers.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My strange little vintage handbag. Over the last two days it's been referred to as my 'Posh Picnic Basket' and 'Little Treasure Chest'. Insert raised eyebrow here.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Meh, there's always pot.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sleep.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
*shudder* Kids? Fuckno.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yes.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Woke up to the sound of boys invading my home (none of them shagworthy, unfortunately). Ate someone else's fish and chips for breakfast. Answered work emails via MS Exchange.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Coffee, an eclair, chocolate, cherry beer. Or a cheery bear.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, it's similar to my mother's.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I second the raw wagyu.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yes. Nasty, nasty ones that will make you blush and secretly want to join in.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I like my CD's, thanks.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, and I'd tell my other friends what a fascinating weirdo I was.
55. NAME YOUR FAVORITE BAND
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, right now.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. But a dirty mind matters more.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Singing AC/DC at karaoke helps.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
My workplace and the The Laundry on karaoke night.
59. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRIC?
"Wait/They don't love you like I love you" - Maps by YYY's
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Probably a bunny. I had lots of soft bunny toys. Oh, and She-Ra's Crystal Palace.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE
Loads.
62. DO YOU SWEAR?
Do you breathe?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Nevah...
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes. I have been pleasurably elbowed in the head by some gutterpunk.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
*sigh* Well, THATS's a question, isn't it? Intelligence. A dirty mind (but a clean body). A sense of humour. A MASSIVELY HUGE cock. (Kidding, kidding).
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Rach, Ms. Beastie. Used to have a horrid one at my OLD workplace, incorporating my last name with a nasal sounding 'ee' at the end.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR.
Don't have one. What sort of cruel person forces you to choose?
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Black. Red.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW
My mum.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Four.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Only if they have absolutely nothing better to do.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The sound of James sputtering as he eats some of my chocolate... the 99% unsweetened type.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Beer.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My buddy Hayley.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I appreciate the whole package because I am a greedy, greedy woman.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Thinking is overrated, no?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Whiny dumb fuckers.
82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
Pedro Ximinez, Stolen Townbike and MoonRunner cocktails. Bickfords' lemon cordial.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
I care not for this question.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Pillowfighting in my underwear.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black or very dark brown with reddish tone.
86. EYE COLOR?
Deep brown. Exciting, no?
87. HEIGHT?
5'3.
88. SIBLINGS?
One. Traitorious little bastard.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
April, when the Melbourne International Comedy Festival begins and you realise that life has taken yet another odd turn.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yes. Much. Smother me in chirashi now.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The sun glinting over the water.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Don't have one.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
No, but I get annoyed when others are.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Both.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Yes, yes.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Ooohh... had good experiences with both, but probably more relationships? I like a personality to accompany the sheet-shredding.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Books & CD's at my local secondhand.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THIS?
I would have said myself, but I'm using it as a procastination tool.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
'The Historian', can't remember the author's name.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Fucked if I know.
a) A sad fucker
b) Running away from something else you need to do, but don't want to i.e. procastinating
c) A webwhore
I may be, no, I AM all of the above.
Commence.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Big one, knee. Hurt myself on the way to an art exhibit, of all things.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Nothing. Minimalist, ya?
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Black LG with glowing red bits. Black + red = good.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Not pop. However, if you are a trio with passionate girly singer in eccentric clothing, I will probably like your shit.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Yes.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A fucking break. Or a breakworthy fuck.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Perspective.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
A soft toy I've had for about a squillion years.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Libra.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Not a person, but a 'thing'... work stress. Sometimes you just gotta let it out.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME?
Agent Provocateur
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
As long as they HAVE eyes and hair I don't think it's an issue.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Don't have one... oh, heck, a marina if it's done well
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
You. Alive.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Some idiot who didn't get their shit together on time.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
How they hell am I supposed to remember that?
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like lots of people, but would I like to sleep with anyone in particular? Let's see...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I believe so.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Route 66, because their pencil skirts do nice things to the appearance of your bottom.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
No. He has me as a pet/staff.
27. WHAT KIND IS/ARE IT/THEY?
Cat. Fuzzy. Demanding. Warm.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS GOING TO MOVE AWAY?
That sort of behaviour gives a person ulcers.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Tell them, you fucking pussy.
30. SAY ANY NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Ninety-six.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Probably Anzal's
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Being taken for granted.
36. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL?
Posh and full of rich pricks.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I have none. Oh, wait, being a liar. Kidding. Um, hot boys. Deep, no?
37. FIRST JOB?
Column writer for student magazine.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Bionic arm installed.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Becaus I don't want to answer emails sent by annoying fuckers.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My strange little vintage handbag. Over the last two days it's been referred to as my 'Posh Picnic Basket' and 'Little Treasure Chest'. Insert raised eyebrow here.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Meh, there's always pot.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sleep.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
*shudder* Kids? Fuckno.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yes.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Woke up to the sound of boys invading my home (none of them shagworthy, unfortunately). Ate someone else's fish and chips for breakfast. Answered work emails via MS Exchange.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Coffee, an eclair, chocolate, cherry beer. Or a cheery bear.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, it's similar to my mother's.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I second the raw wagyu.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yes. Nasty, nasty ones that will make you blush and secretly want to join in.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I like my CD's, thanks.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, and I'd tell my other friends what a fascinating weirdo I was.
55. NAME YOUR FAVORITE BAND
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, right now.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. But a dirty mind matters more.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Singing AC/DC at karaoke helps.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
My workplace and the The Laundry on karaoke night.
59. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRIC?
"Wait/They don't love you like I love you" - Maps by YYY's
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Probably a bunny. I had lots of soft bunny toys. Oh, and She-Ra's Crystal Palace.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE
Loads.
62. DO YOU SWEAR?
Do you breathe?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Nevah...
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes. I have been pleasurably elbowed in the head by some gutterpunk.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
*sigh* Well, THATS's a question, isn't it? Intelligence. A dirty mind (but a clean body). A sense of humour. A MASSIVELY HUGE cock. (Kidding, kidding).
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Rach, Ms. Beastie. Used to have a horrid one at my OLD workplace, incorporating my last name with a nasal sounding 'ee' at the end.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR.
Don't have one. What sort of cruel person forces you to choose?
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Black. Red.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW
My mum.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Four.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Only if they have absolutely nothing better to do.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The sound of James sputtering as he eats some of my chocolate... the 99% unsweetened type.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Beer.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My buddy Hayley.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I appreciate the whole package because I am a greedy, greedy woman.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Thinking is overrated, no?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Whiny dumb fuckers.
82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
Pedro Ximinez, Stolen Townbike and MoonRunner cocktails. Bickfords' lemon cordial.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
I care not for this question.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Pillowfighting in my underwear.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black or very dark brown with reddish tone.
86. EYE COLOR?
Deep brown. Exciting, no?
87. HEIGHT?
5'3.
88. SIBLINGS?
One. Traitorious little bastard.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
April, when the Melbourne International Comedy Festival begins and you realise that life has taken yet another odd turn.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yes. Much. Smother me in chirashi now.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The sun glinting over the water.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Don't have one.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
No, but I get annoyed when others are.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Both.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Yes, yes.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Ooohh... had good experiences with both, but probably more relationships? I like a personality to accompany the sheet-shredding.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Books & CD's at my local secondhand.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THIS?
I would have said myself, but I'm using it as a procastination tool.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
'The Historian', can't remember the author's name.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Fucked if I know.