Long way from Conway (60 part 1/?)

Sep 12, 2011 20:20



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A/N: Sorry for the shortish update-LOTS going on in RL this week! Anyway, hope you enjoy :)

"Neil? Can I come in?"

Sitting on his bed, arms folded across his chest as he lays, face staring at his blank TV screen in a pout. Groaning, Neil gets up and lets Ella in, seeing her frown.

"Hi Neil."

"That's the most you can say after all that," Neil snaps, not looking her in the eye as she joins him on his bed. "I bet if I were Jessie you'd flip out seeing me."

Ella rolls her eyes. "Neil, you need to calm down and stop acting as if you were Jessie's age."

"Sorry, I don't exactly like to share my girlfriend with an infant who is a girl."

"Will you listen to yourself, Neil? Jessie is a baby. She's adorable. I love seeing here. So, does that mean I love her more than you? Hell no. I don't love anyone more than I love you. Understand me, Neil Lambert?"

Neil sighs. "I guess."

"Wanna make out?"

Smirking, Neil places his hands on her waist and nods, bringing her down on his bed for a long, affectionate kiss....

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"Ugh, I'm so tired, I wish I didn't have to pick up Jessie later."

Nodding, Adam wraps an arm around his love's waist and follows him inside Adam's house, clearly enjoying the silence of it. "I just want to celebrate quietly in bed with you and our baby girl to be honest, but I really don't want to have to go all the way across town to get her so it can happen. "

"Well....let's go check in on Neil before we leave again," Kris reasons. "Dude has to be pretty bored, being home alone this whole time."

Smiling, the two go walking back to Neil's room, and just as they open the door, they instantly wished they never even thought of going in.

"OH MY GOSH," Adam shrieks as his brother fumbles under the sheets as a girl scrambles away from him as fast as she can. He quickly covers his eyes and buries his head the best he can into the wall. "WHAT THE HELL?"

Kris blinks in shock. "Um....Neil....what the hell is going on here?"

"I should go," the girl quickly says, moving towards the door not looking at anyone.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOUNG LADY," Adam shouts, pointing at her in disgust. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY THE HECK WERE YOU JUST DOING....THAT?"

"Adam, calm down," Kris snaps, pulling him by the wrists away from her. "Neil, feel free to explain to us why her hand was on your......you know."

Neil gulps. "Well, we were making out and I thought it would feel good on it so-"

"UGH DON'T SAY IT," Adam yelps, covering his ears the best he can. "GOSH, PLEASE DON'T!"

"Adam," Kris snaps again, "calm down and give them a chance to explain before you wake the whole neighborhood."

"Or Jessie," the girl says, catching Adam and Kris's ears immediately after she says it.

"Neil," Kris asks, tone darker than before, "will you please tell us why in the world she is saying Jessie's name?"

Neil frowns. "The babysitter came around earlier and she had a last minute emergency at her job so I took over for her because Ella was here and-"

"You were told to call us if there was any problems," Kris reminds him.

"I just was so distracted with Ella and her obsession over Jessie that I forgot!"

"How can you-"

"Neil," Kris cuts off, "will you please just continue telling us why in the world you and her were doing what you were?"

Sighing, Neil goes on. "We were making out and I thought it'd feel good. Ella wasn't against it so we did it."

"What if it progressed, though," Kris asks, staring at Neil. "What if you two got more into it and it progressed to more like sex? You don't have the right stuff for that, so how do you know you wouldn't have gotten her pregnant?"

"We never would've done that, Kris, we just were making out and she had her hand on my-"

"Don't," Adam warns, glaring darkly.

"Neil, when Adam and I had our first time, we weren't even together. I barely knew I was gay. But it still happened. It still progressed into more than we bargained for. So, you can think it wouldn't all you want, but you're wrong. It was so possible."

Neil gulps. "I'm sorry."

"Oh, you better be," Adam growls deeply, escaping Kris's grasp long enough to grab Neil by the collar tightly and stare into his eyes, "because if you try anything like this little experiment again, I will hit you so hard in the head that your children, whom I better not see until Jessie is in college because EW, will be disabled. You understand, idiot?"

As he's released by his brother's grasp, Neil nods and hides more under his covers. Ella across the room sighs.

"Can I just go now? I'm sorry but I have dry cum on my hand and it feels really odd and-"

"KILL ME NOW," Adam suddenly screams, shivering in disgust. "YOU CAME? EWWW, I TOUCHED YOUR BED, EWWW!"

Kris rolls his eyes, turning his attention back to Ella. "I nor Adam are in charge of you and Neil, but young lady, if you ever do something like this again, I will speak to either Neil's parents or your parents."

Adam gaps. "So they're off the hook just like that? I touched where Neil CAME, Kris!"

"First of all, you need to stop acting like a freakin' pansy! You've touched it before, it's no big deal. Second of all, yes, they are. Hopefully, there experience here will embarrass them enough to have this not happen again."

"Wait a freakin second," Neil interjects, "how come we have to listen to you two when we are only a few years younger? You guys had sex around our age!"

Kris groans. "Neil, please shut up and just don't follow what we did-"

"But how is that fair?"

"Neil, look at Adam and I. Going into our last year of high school with a baby girl we can barely support on our own that looks up to us to take better care of her than her mother who is currently on death row, waiting to be killed tomorrow. Do you want that to be you?"

"I'm not dating a psycho cheerleader gone killer, though!"

"So, you still think having a child at your age will help anything?"

Neil frowns. "No."

"Then stop before you get too hooked up in sex or anything near it. I was forced into doing it with Crystal, but you have the choice with Ella. 
Please don't be an idiot."

Nodding, Neil looks over at Ella and gives her a sad smile. Ella bites her lip and then waves goodbye to him, inching towards the door. Before she can get to it, though, Adam stops her and stares her down. Ella gulps.

"May I please leave?"

"Before you go....go wash your hands in my bathroom, down the hall to the right. On the counter there's this one soap in a green bottle. Use it. It'll get that stuff off quicker than normal soap. 'Kay?"

Ella smiles softly and then leaves quietly, leaving the boys by themselves in the cramped room. Letting out a deep breath, Kris and Adam both leave the room, going straight to the nursery to check on Jessie. They find her sleeping peacefully, curled up like a little angel. Adam rubs her golden wisps of hair and then sighs.

"Just wait until she starts bringing boys home," he says softly with a chuckle. Kris giggles and hugs his waist from behind, gazing off his shoulder at their little girl off in her dreams.

"God help them all."

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"You serious?"

Kris's head immediately snaps up from playing with Jessie as Adam's eyes go wide and a bright, cheerful smile hits his lips. He gasps and suddenly starts to dance, a small shriek coming from his mouth.

"I....I can't believe this! AHHHHH! Oh my gosh, I'll be down there as soon as I can! Do you mind if I bring a few people? No? Okay, good! Hahaha, see you there! WOO-HOO!"

As soon as he ends the call, both Kris's and Jessie's eyes are staring at Adam, curious beyond belief. Adam runs and tackles Kris on the couch, kissing him wherever he can, Jessie continuing to stare curiously.

"Adam, what the hell are you-"

"The single is GOLD, Kris!"

Kris's jaw drops. "No way."

"Yes way," Adam sings happily, hugging Kris tight. "Not even a week since it's been out and already it's a hit, Kristopher! IT'S A HIT!"

Laughing in shock, Kris wraps his arms around his now emotional love, eyes fixed on their little baby girl on the floor in her bouncy seat, unfazed by anything going on. Pulling away from Adam, he quickly picks her up and cradles her into his arms so that both Adam and him can see her bright face. Adam kisses her nose, making her smile.

"Guess what baby girl," he whispers at the brink of tears, "your Papa did it! Now...now your Daddy and I can have a good wedding and...and we can get a pretty house with a big playroom for you and maybe a pool so that you can learn how to swim when you're older and everything!"

Kris smirks. "Adam, don't get your hopes that high, you don't know how much money you'll get."

"I know it'll be enough for at least house, Kris! Gaga was on the phone just then and she said the profit for me was in the range of the low hundred thousands ALREADY!"

Once again, Kris's jaw drops. "H-hundred thousands?"

"I know! AHHH I can't believe it, Kris! People LIKE my voice!"

"I'm so proud of you," Kris whispers, kissing Adam above Jessie's head. "We both are, I just know it."

"Come on," Adam says, tickling Jessie slightly, "let's go to the studio. They're throwing a party for me."

Kris smiles brightly. "I love you."

"Love you too, Kristopher."

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To be continued...

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