Title: Heat
Author:
glamamyGenre:Crack, maybe kinda fluffy
Warnings: mxm relationships, cursing
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings: ReitaxRuki
Summary: A sticky situation for Reita and Ruki
Notes:At end
Disclaimer:I only own my imagination
“Nghhh!” Ruki groaned arching his back.
His breathing was laboured, chest rising up and down as a bead of sweat ran down his neck, past his collar bone.
“Mnnnn...shit” he panted writhing.
“Reiiiiiita....”
“Hgggn.” His face was flushed, lips pouting and skin glistening in a thin layer of sweat as he moaned out his lovers name
“Reita...”
“REITA!”
“Yes?” Reita sighed putting his newspaper down.
“It's too fucking hot!” The vocalist whimpered flailing in frustration on the kitchen floor. “The tiled floor was nice and cold but now I'm like a limpet!”
“A what?” the blonde asked looking down from his perch on the breakfast bar.
“A LLLIM-PET! Yeno those things that stick to rocks at the beach. Or Don I'm like Don.”
“Who's Don Ruki?”
“Come on Rei we only watched it last Tuesday. Don from Monsters University! The one with the suction cups. It's like my whole body is covered in suction cups. I'm all sticky and sticking to the floor.”
“Then get up from the floor”
“Nooooo... it's too hot to move. I'm like a big melted pile of goo.”
“Well you could shuffle slightly to a cold bit of floor.”
“There are no cold bits left, it's like an eternal plain of the non cold side of the pillow.”
“You're using a lot of analogies today.”
“I need you to feel my discomfort.”
“I'm in the same heat as you and you're even closer to the AC than me.”
“I'm smaller the heat is in a more concentrated form in me.”
Reita couldn't help but smile at his adorable lover. “I'll get you some ice” he said sliding off the counter moving to the freezer.
Ruki smiled up at his boyfriend in thanks and then began to giggle. He was soon in a little ball of giggles on the floor.
The bassist holding a bowl of ice, sat down beside his changeable, giggling lover shaking his head. “What are you giggling about now.”
“D-do you remember the time you told Uru we were out of ice and Uruha was so drunk he collapsed on the spot and started sobbing saying 'but where will the polar bears live?' Bahahahahaha!”
“Ahahaha Ru, baby I think the heat is fogging your head, you can't really talk. Might I remind you of the time you asked me for ice then proceeded to put it in the microwave and melted it because you 'wanted water'. You then fell over while saying 'you don't know me' and passed out on the couch.”
“Noooo...that did not happen.” The little vocalist laughed, rolling on his side hiding his face from the blonde.
“Yes I do believe that did happen.” Reita teased. He then quickly reached down and slipped an ice cube down the back of Ruki's pants while his back was turned.
“AHHHHH!! C-C-CCOLD!!” Screeched Ruki.
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Authors notes:
Remember me?
It's too fucking hot.
This is Ireland... it shouldn't be this hot.
I can't sleep so I wrote a thing... its pretty shit but I haven't written anything in like a year so I thought I may as well give it a go.
Comments = love and I might right porn that follows if this gets enough interest.
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