Twentieth Test [VIDEO]
[The video clicks on and struggles to focus on the one blue light shining directly in the camera lens before it pulls back to reveal what looks like a large robotic eye. For being an eye, it's very friendly and personable.]
Ah! Good! There we go. All better now. Hullo! Um... This is just a message to.. the outside world from in here. Oh, well, I suppose I'd better say where 'in here' is, haven't I? otherwise it would be silly! Not knowing where 'here' is relative to anything else or anythin'. I could be on Mars and no one would really know the difference, would they? I could be aaanywhere in the universe and you'd never know. Ooh! What if I said this was one of those aaaalien meeessageess that all you humans are all so fascinated with. It's not, though. Nope. Just here in Aperture Laboratories, saying that everything is fine here! Please don't send any more troops! We've got more than we need, thanks! Yep! Loads more than we could ever use ever. Nice chaps, though. Don't quite get one of them, but we've got more than enough, thank you.
So... Um.. I suppose that's it then. Oh.. wow. well done Me. Oh... I probably shouldn't have said that on camera, should I? How do I turn it off again? Must be this button he-[And the camera clicks off]
Ah! Good! There we go. All better now. Hullo! Um... This is just a message to.. the outside world from in here. Oh, well, I suppose I'd better say where 'in here' is, haven't I? otherwise it would be silly! Not knowing where 'here' is relative to anything else or anythin'. I could be on Mars and no one would really know the difference, would they? I could be aaanywhere in the universe and you'd never know. Ooh! What if I said this was one of those aaaalien meeessageess that all you humans are all so fascinated with. It's not, though. Nope. Just here in Aperture Laboratories, saying that everything is fine here! Please don't send any more troops! We've got more than we need, thanks! Yep! Loads more than we could ever use ever. Nice chaps, though. Don't quite get one of them, but we've got more than enough, thank you.
So... Um.. I suppose that's it then. Oh.. wow. well done Me. Oh... I probably shouldn't have said that on camera, should I? How do I turn it off again? Must be this button he-[And the camera clicks off]