i'm in the portland aeroport
So I spent the weekend in Portland whoring around with my beautiful cousin, Jacob, and attending the wedding of our surprisingly grown ass man at 21 yrs old cousin, Josh, who got married to a beautiful lady in an annoying christian ceremony.
here in portland the wireless in the airport is free and beautiful. also, i am a beautiful princess, and there are many beautiful people in portland.
we had an amazing drunken night on thursday when i got here. it involved actual hard core porno at the gay dance club, lots of red bull vodka, a young lady being rose-punched, rose showing her big black titties everywhere, and jacob busting a big gash in his head running down the stairs after rose and getting 9 staples in his head.
but everyone's okay and it was beautiful.
i like lawyers.
i like free wireless. and functioning transit. i woke up hungover at 9 o'clock on the floor of Jake's new unfurnished apartment, took a shower walked 200 feet to the light rail stop, read another 1/4th of a tony hillerman novel, and here i am at the airport and they're gonna let me on the plane and everything. i always get real confused about how you spell plane (plaine?). i don't know why.
a widget tells me that it is raining down in texas...and that the juvenile panda is sleeping in the tree.
some of the possible names for jake, chris, and jev's band:
Amazing Wang
Huge Salad
Human Salad
Jake and the Blank
Jake and the Snakes
Amazing
Huge Sally
Thunderbone
ooh, the panda's moving around. omg it's so cute. do you have the pandacam widget installed? why not? dumbass!
while we're talking widgets, did you know that if you install the newest version of fetch it comes with a little widget, so that at any time you just drag anything to that widget and it dumps it up on the internets for you? it's very useful.
also, the sms 2.0 widget by Keaka Jackson is so very useful. especially if you always leave your damned cell phone charger when you go on trips but you always have your laptop and are a free wireless junkie, cuz then you can send jake a message from the airport saying "amazing wang!!!!" to let him know you made it to the airport.
okay. enough. i miss jacob clifton very much. did he really get 6 months pay from an anonymous supporter? that's kick ass.
here in portland the wireless in the airport is free and beautiful. also, i am a beautiful princess, and there are many beautiful people in portland.
we had an amazing drunken night on thursday when i got here. it involved actual hard core porno at the gay dance club, lots of red bull vodka, a young lady being rose-punched, rose showing her big black titties everywhere, and jacob busting a big gash in his head running down the stairs after rose and getting 9 staples in his head.
but everyone's okay and it was beautiful.
i like lawyers.
i like free wireless. and functioning transit. i woke up hungover at 9 o'clock on the floor of Jake's new unfurnished apartment, took a shower walked 200 feet to the light rail stop, read another 1/4th of a tony hillerman novel, and here i am at the airport and they're gonna let me on the plane and everything. i always get real confused about how you spell plane (plaine?). i don't know why.
a widget tells me that it is raining down in texas...and that the juvenile panda is sleeping in the tree.
some of the possible names for jake, chris, and jev's band:
Amazing Wang
Huge Salad
Human Salad
Jake and the Blank
Jake and the Snakes
Amazing
Huge Sally
Thunderbone
ooh, the panda's moving around. omg it's so cute. do you have the pandacam widget installed? why not? dumbass!
while we're talking widgets, did you know that if you install the newest version of fetch it comes with a little widget, so that at any time you just drag anything to that widget and it dumps it up on the internets for you? it's very useful.
also, the sms 2.0 widget by Keaka Jackson is so very useful. especially if you always leave your damned cell phone charger when you go on trips but you always have your laptop and are a free wireless junkie, cuz then you can send jake a message from the airport saying "amazing wang!!!!" to let him know you made it to the airport.
okay. enough. i miss jacob clifton very much. did he really get 6 months pay from an anonymous supporter? that's kick ass.