Cabbage [cabbage cabbage cabbagey cabbage~]
Title: Cabbage
Challenge: #110, Monty Python (theavatar100)
Word Count: 166
Notes: ...DEAR GOD. Could it get much crackier?
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He buffed the front counter as the cafe opened for the day. It had taken a lot of effort, but he finally had a store of his own, where he could answer the cries of the masses!
"Morning," a regular customer said as she walked in. "What's on the menu today?"
He glanced at the menu chalked on the wall. "Well, there's egg and rice; egg, rice and beans; egg and cabbage; egg, rice and cabbage; egg, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, egg, cabbage, cabbage, rice and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, egg and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, sprouts, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage and cabbage; queen bee-crab cakes in a lobsterpus sauce garnished with salmon-bird roe and rice wine, and with an egg on top and cabbage."
"...I'll have the usual, then?"
He pulled out a fresh cabbage. "Right away!"
An elderly woman standing in line frowned miserably. "Don't you have something with no cabbage? I don't like cabbage!"
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Challenge: #110, Monty Python (theavatar100)
Word Count: 166
Notes: ...DEAR GOD. Could it get much crackier?
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He buffed the front counter as the cafe opened for the day. It had taken a lot of effort, but he finally had a store of his own, where he could answer the cries of the masses!
"Morning," a regular customer said as she walked in. "What's on the menu today?"
He glanced at the menu chalked on the wall. "Well, there's egg and rice; egg, rice and beans; egg and cabbage; egg, rice and cabbage; egg, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, egg, cabbage, cabbage, rice and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, egg and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, sprouts, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage and cabbage; queen bee-crab cakes in a lobsterpus sauce garnished with salmon-bird roe and rice wine, and with an egg on top and cabbage."
"...I'll have the usual, then?"
He pulled out a fresh cabbage. "Right away!"
An elderly woman standing in line frowned miserably. "Don't you have something with no cabbage? I don't like cabbage!"
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