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Sep 25, 2006 18:00

Shake, shake, shake señora.

No, I'm not dead.

The Superior has forced me to submit to darkness the formula to save us all. He's going to test it to make sure it doesn't kill you all, and then he will administer it to the rest of you unsufferable idiots.

Anyway, today I went to visit Deep Jungle, to search for older herbal remedies of the local natives. I had to blend in, wearing a loincloth and feeling very stupid about it. Conversing in African is very hard. My accent is very high-pitched and nasally, apparently.

Either way, I have found remedies for almost any sickness.

Except for the common cold.

Don't ask me why.

-Vexen

Llama llama duck.

No, really, I'm not going crazy.
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