Knowww my homework..

Sep 01, 2007 09:53

Read two chapters in the history book (pages 705-777!!), math homework, write an essay for English, read two essays and respond for English..but it's a long weekend hehe

I invited Wendy to go to the Kamelot concert with me..


As an American, you owe it to yourself to visit the nation's capital, because this is your city, where your government spends trillions of your dollars on dynamic programs such as National Intestinal Blockage Month, administered by your government workers in buildings that you can't go into because you don't have a pass. But you can visit many inspirational tourist sites, including the Richard M. Nixon Monument (currently missing) and the Tomb of the Unknown Internal Revenue Service Employee Who Is Supposed to Answer the Taxpayer Assistance Hot Line. You may also visit the White House any time, day or night, simply by pounding on the front gate and shouting vague irrational threats. Another popular Washington stop is the Supreme Court, where the justices frequently ask the spectators to help them decide a tough case by registering their opinions on the Applause-O-Meter. And be sure to visit your congressperson's office, where you are welcome to take some souvenir furniture. Your congressperson probably won't notice. Your congressperson is probably in Paris

Today's Latin: vultisne frigidum? (do you want a frosty one?)

dave barry, wendy, kamelot, college

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