I'm special :D

Aug 21, 2007 10:29

When mom was here Jody and Ruth (we knew them and their kids at UA and used to fence them..the kids that is) invited mom to lunch and now they've invited me! I've been wanting to go haha. We may go next week

Yesterday was Ryan's first day of high school..he gets out at 2 something and has 12 minute passing periods..well that means you gotta be at school at like 7 something and 12 minutes is just like 2 minutes from what I had..so there :P

For some reason I'm determined to be less controlling..maybe I don't wanna mess up more friendships and wanna fix what I did to Kathryn..


Ohio proudly calls itself "The Buckeye State," after the buckeye, a dynamic hairless carnivorous nocternal rodent that traps its prey by pretending to offer really good discounts on jewelry. The largest city in Ohio is Cleveland, which, after years of being the butt of many jokes, has risen to assume its rightful role among major American urban areas as the Future Home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We personally visited this attraction, which consisted of an office containing numerous press releases and a model of what the Hall of Fame would look like if it ever got built. The model is about the size of a harmonica. We think it would be a shrewd move on Cleveland's part to keep it this scale, rather than building a full-size Hall of Fame, which would probably attract a lot of rowdy people going "WHOOO!" and throwing up on each other. Also, unlike a large building the model can easily be placed in a briefcase and carried around the country for special events, parties, etc. (Hey! Somebody sat on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!). Other major Ohio cities include Akron ("The Rubber Capital of the World") and nearby Canton ("The Spermicidal Lubricant Capital of the World"). Ohio's Official State Literary Device is the metaphor

Today's Latin: terminus a quo (the earliest possible starting point)

dave barry, ruth, ryan, jody, kathryn

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