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The Gardens of SaDiablo Hall, Thursday Evening (Fandom Time)

Jun 14, 2012 20:43

Karla had been packing for her move to Haven, to spend a few months being an unofficial Queen to a village full of refugee Black Widows. Had been, however, because 'packing' apparently meant 'getting chased of her chambers by Helene and several other maids while they packed because no guest leaving SaDiablo Hall would ever be seen unpacking the ( Read more... )

who: jonothon starsmore, conversations i don't know about, who: the boyos, what: playing telephone, who: raven roth, post: open, linkdrop, who: karla, who: warren worthington iii, [emma], who: jack priest, who: the coven, who: bobby drake, nfb, where: dhemlan, what: gossip time, what: keeping in touch, [saetan], who: jaenelle, kaeleer, what: dite would be proud

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not_a_parakeet June 15 2012, 03:07:15 UTC

Warren had been out for a flight during one of those rare moments of spare time.

Rare, rare moments, indeed. And so when he'd spotted the coven down below, he couldn't help but wheel around overhead. Because... well, he was a boy. That was just sort of a thing. And besides, the girls?

They were usually up to no good when they were all gathered together like that. So maybe if he just flew a little bit closer, he'd be able to see-

Oooooooooookay, no, Warren was just going to flap up and try to get some more altitude and hope the girls hadn't noticed him up there. What they were doing down there with those chocolate penises, he did not want to know.

theboyos June 15 2012, 03:41:56 UTC

*Warren.* Khary sounded suspicious. *The coven is laughing.Why is the coven laughing?*

Karla was right in the middle of all of this, so it made this Warren's responsibility, dammit.

not_a_parakeet June 15 2012, 03:49:09 UTC

Oh, Khary. Don't make him look again. Please?

*They just opened a package,* he reported back, in that thinking-too-loud way that they'd all figured out how to work around, just so long as there were people listening for it. *It's... um. Chocolate.*

Indeed it was.

theboyos June 15 2012, 04:36:10 UTC

Khary was still suspicious. *I know the squeals they make when they get chocolate, Warren. This is different. More...terrifying.*

He was going to make you go look at it again.

Blame Karla.

not_a_parakeet June 15 2012, 04:38:24 UTC

*No, it's definitely chocolate.*

The fact that Warren hadn't reported what it was shaped like meant nothing, Kary! Nothing!

*Cock-shaped chocolate.*

He didn't even know that it had a filling, yet.

theboyos June 15 2012, 04:51:45 UTC

Please hold, Warren. Khary's psychic thread was filled with a lot of sputtering. Incoherent sputtering.

*WHY DO THEY HAVE COCK-SHAPED CHOCOLATE, WARREN? WHY?!*

not_a_parakeet June 15 2012, 04:57:13 UTC

*I don't know! I wish I knew but I don't! And come to think of it, I don't think I even wish I knew!*

Honestly, Khary! There was such a thing as too much information!

theboyos June 15 2012, 05:08:45 UTC

*Well...go find out or something! We have to be prepared!*

Your honor as a Brother of the First Circle commands it, Warren!

not_a_parakeet June 15 2012, 10:18:58 UTC

*Prepared!? Prepared for what?*

The great chocolate penis war of 2012 would live in infamy...

theboyos June 15 2012, 20:09:12 UTC

*FOR WHATEVER THEY ARE PLANNING!* Khary was starting to sound a little panicky. Because the coven had chocolate cocks and there was no way this could end well. None.

not_a_parakeet June 16 2012, 01:56:41 UTC

*With their... chocolate?*

Warren was seeing little in the way of huge, world-ending events. He could imagine a bit of squirming, but really, it was chocolate.

Chocolate melted.

And it was entirely possible that he was thinking a little too loudly when his brain noted, quite reasonably, that there were certain places he was pretty sure they wouldn't want that chocolate to melt.

Sorry, Khary.

theboyos June 17 2012, 08:22:49 UTC

Enjoy some new and creative Kaeleeran curses, Warren! There might be a few in there that Karla hadn't come up with yet.

*WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!* Khary demanded, appalled. *You...that image...IT IS NEVER GOING AWAY.*

not_a_parakeet June 17 2012, 12:29:46 UTC

*YOU LOOKED!*

... Well, it was true! And Warren was still getting the hang of this.

*Anyhow, the real question is what we're going to do about this!"

We, Khardeen. Not just Warren. We.

theboyos June 17 2012, 21:35:57 UTC

*NUH-UNH! YOU OVERSHARED!* Khardeen was very emphatic about that. He wouldn't have gone looking for something like that that, Darkness Warren!

*I was thinking 'panic' with a side of 'hide behind the High Lord'?* he suggested a few moments later, once the flailing was done.

not_a_parakeet June 18 2012, 00:57:46 UTC

*You want to hide behind the High Lord because the girls have chocolate? Really, Khardeen?*

Honestly, Khary. It was all kinds of wrong, but it was still just chocolate.

*I think he'd make us regret that. I bet we could probably totally throw the girls off by grabbing the chocolate and running for the hills, though. They'd never expect it.*

theboyos June 18 2012, 03:34:09 UTC

*You weren't there for the time they--never mind.* Khary's shudder was palpable. *I refuse to talk about it.*

YOU HADN'T BEEN THERE WARREN. YOU COULDN'T JUDGE.

*If you decide that's our play, you're the one who heads to the hills. You're the fastest.*

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