The Estate, Sidra, Glacia, Monday Evening (Fandom Time)

[glacial_queen]

Another day, another stupid Court function that Karla had to deal with. She wasn't even sure what this one was for; Lord Mallory was under strict instructions not to tell her unless it was for something important. Otherwise, he had to deal with her scandalized, "We're having a function for this?!?!" and no one--least of all Lord Mallory--wanted to

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[icecoldfrost]

Do I want to know? was Emma's reply, as she held her phone under her desk, typing off a reply in the middle of one of her classes. Not that she was alone in her use of social media; half the class was doing the same thing at any given time.

[glacial_queen]

Isn't Jono pretty? she sent, not even bothering to hide her phone usage. No one here understood what she was doing anyway.

[icecoldfrost]

Jono is always very pretty. Is there a reason you haven't put a top hat on him yet?

Sorry-not-sorry, Jono.

Less than two seconds later, Karla's phone would ping again. This time with two links:

I think he'd be quite dapper: http://youtu.be/E6GKOz1Rx4s http://jezebel.com/these-teeny-tiny-snakes-in-top-hats-are-extremely-dappe-1441782974

[glacial_queen]

The socks are because it's mid-fall already. He's too tiny and cold-blooded to allow him to wander around without something warm.

That wasn't stopping her from showing Jono the links. Because him in a top hat and a monocle would be the absolute cutest.

Jon looks intrigued!

[icecoldfrost]

No he's not, he's plotting vengeance. Because Emma had met Jono, thanks, and knew how much he was the Original Grumpy Cat. Watch out, or he'll shed his skin in your bed.

[glacial_queen]

Oh no he won't. We had a loooong talk about what is and is not allowed after he pumped a bunch of venom in me the first day he changed. Karla leveled a glare at Jono. If he wants to keep his fangs, he knows to behave himself.

[icecoldfrost]

Oh pish. You're a Widow, that's like giving you a cookie. Emma replied cheerfully. And if you don't want to get bit, stop tormenting the snake.

[glacial_queen]

Not the first time you're introduced to a poison. An unfamiliar poison can kill a Black Widow in a high enough dose.

So, basically, it was like giving someone one of Karla's cookies.

He started it.

[icecoldfrost]

Oh, so you got one of your own cookies? Poor Queen. Mean, Emma! And how, exactly, did he start it?

[glacial_queen]

Karla wasn't going to dignify that jab with a response. Hmph.

He just bit me for no reason! I was telling him how cute he was as a snakey!

Jono was just an asshole!