The Estate, Sidra, Glacia, Monday Evening (Fandom Time)

[glacial_queen]

Another day, another stupid Court function that Karla had to deal with. She wasn't even sure what this one was for; Lord Mallory was under strict instructions not to tell her unless it was for something important. Otherwise, he had to deal with her scandalized, "We're having a function for this?!?!" and no one--least of all Lord Mallory--wanted to

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[justwantsquiet]

that is quite a fashion statement. very britney spears of you. i'm assuming it's not warren?

Look, Sookie had a limited pool of people to choose from here. Some suspects were less likely than others, and Warren had not ever especially screamed 'snake' to her.

[glacial_queen]

Noooo. Warren generally turns into something with feathers!

Go figure.

Wanna guess again? Think grumpier.

[justwantsquiet]

And Raven turned into a...raven, so that was out.

how grumpy? like, grumpiest person i know grumpy?

Because in that case she had an idea.

[glacial_queen]

"I had to milk his fangs so he wouldn't cause anyone permanent harm WHEN he bites someone" grumpy.

And since it wan't Karla, that really only left one likely possibility.

[justwantsquiet]

jono makes a surprisingly adorable snake. who knew?

Ding ding ding!

[glacial_queen]

You should see him when I dress him up!

Do you feel pity for Jono yet, Sookie? Because you should. You most certainly should.

[justwantsquiet]

...what is that thing usually used for? why do you have it?

Look, Sookie wouldn't be surprised if that thing hadn't started life as a dildo cozy, is all.

[glacial_queen]

It's a sock! It's too cold to let him wander around by himself.

Why on earth would she have a dildo cozy? Unless she meant a sweater for Warren...?

Karla was more a vibrator girl anyway.

How're you? And Bobby? And married life?

[justwantsquiet]

good! also good! almost identical to just dating life except for the jewelry. how's the whole queen thing, aside from your reptilian accessory?

Sookie so needed to actually go to Glacia at some point here, though now she was a little worried about the idea of turning into an animal again. (Though she'd been a really cute kangaroo.)

[glacial_queen]

Hey now! Animal transformations were fully Fandom's fault, not Kaeleer's!

There are a lot more dinner parties than I expected. I have to make nice with the aristos, which seems to mean hosting them for dinner all the bloody time. Dunno about them, but it doesn't make ME any more fond of them. And the X-folk? Is Bobby's Logan less of an ass?

Than any other Logan she'd ever met, ever?

[justwantsquiet]

Find me an incarnation of that man who isn't an ass and I'll bake you a cake. Sookie totally would, too. She'd love to meet that Logan. (Though she didn't actually dislike Bobby's version of him at all -- he was just kind of an ass.) Are your dinner parties delicious, at least? I mean, you should at least get something yummy out of having to make nice with boring rich people.

[glacial_queen]

Remind me to tell you about the tall, thin one we met in Warren's world. He showered and cried a lot.

And was the world's worst tactician.

Food's good, yeah. Our cook is divine. She and Hannibal exchange recipes a lot. Have you met him?

[justwantsquiet]

hannibal king? like the guy we went to school with who was allergic to shirts?

So that would be a no.

[glacial_queen]

I miss his lack of shirts.

Karla, focus.

No, new teacher. Psychiatrist and crazy good cook. Like, your mouth will come when you eat his food.

Not classy, but accurate.

[justwantsquiet]

i don't think my mouth does that. hm.

Sookie should just be glad that she didn't have FaceTime going or something, because she was now contorting her mouth to try to figure that out.

[glacial_queen]

Whereas Karla would be infinitely saddened to know what she was missing!

Only because you haven't had his cooking, believe me. Come visit the island sometime, you'll see.