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Guys, Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that we women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. these guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on her face when they get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret--the guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". It’s Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so us ladies finally have a day to show the men just how much we love them. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Thank you .
Yours truly,
The people who make up Holidays
O my
Thats great and the funny part is a chick wrote it. I was stumbeling around on a site linked to Rum and monkey and found this. As a man I love the idea. Of course what man wouldent like a steak and a blowjob. O.K. I'm gonna shut up now before mey testosterone gets me in trouble. I'm prety sure the only people that read this are women anyway.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. these guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on her face when they get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret--the guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". It’s Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so us ladies finally have a day to show the men just how much we love them. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Thank you .
Yours truly,
The people who make up Holidays
O my
Thats great and the funny part is a chick wrote it. I was stumbeling around on a site linked to Rum and monkey and found this. As a man I love the idea. Of course what man wouldent like a steak and a blowjob. O.K. I'm gonna shut up now before mey testosterone gets me in trouble. I'm prety sure the only people that read this are women anyway.