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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BUTT RAPING MONGOLOID named MANLY MARK. He was SLOWLY JACKING OFF in the FAKE forest when he met KINDA SLOW KIRK, a run-away DOOR TO DOOR SALES MAN from the GREAT Queen GARY.
MANLY MARK could see that KINDA SLOW KIRK was hungry so he reached into his ASSHOLE and give him his YEAROLD PB&J SANDWICH. KINDA SLOW KIRK was thankful for MANLY MARK's PB&J SANDWICH, so he told MANLY MARK a very DOPE story about Queen GARY's daughter SALLY. How her mother, the GREAT Queen GARY, kept her locked away in a CARWASH protected by a gigantic POCKET SIZED WALRUS NAMED GUS, because SALLY was so HOT.
MANLY MARK WAS COOL. He vowed to KINDA SLOW KIRK the DOOR TO DOOR SALES MAN that he would save the HOT SALLY. He would BEAT UP the POCKET SIZED WALRUS NAMED GUS, and take SALLY far away from her eveil mother, the GREAT Queen GARY, and SCREW her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHITTY VOMIT and KINDA SLOW KIRK the DOOR TO DOOR SALES MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic POCKET SIZED WALRUS NAMED GUS from his story. GREAT Queen GARY CAME out from behind a BIG WALL and struck MANLY MARK dead. In the far off CARWASH you could hear a THBBBBBBBBT.
THE END.
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