Sparklepire
(D. and I were discussing sparklepires.)
Me: No, see, if I were a sparklepire this is the point where I'd really, really want to bite you, and not do it. And then I'd have to go away and angst about it for five hundred pages.
D.: Could that be cut down to two hundred and fifty pages?
Me: Nope. YA writer guild rules. Although tonight I'd break into your house to watch you sleep, and stand there in the corner very still, so still you'd never know I was there.
D.: You know, you could just use a webcam for that.
Me: No, see, if I were a sparklepire this is the point where I'd really, really want to bite you, and not do it. And then I'd have to go away and angst about it for five hundred pages.
D.: Could that be cut down to two hundred and fifty pages?
Me: Nope. YA writer guild rules. Although tonight I'd break into your house to watch you sleep, and stand there in the corner very still, so still you'd never know I was there.
D.: You know, you could just use a webcam for that.