School's out for summer.

[gjtbone]

Today was my first day back to school this year, and although it wasn't too difficult (simply a drawing class), I was hesitant to go because it started so damn early in the morning. Yes, you heard me right, I said morning. Nearly 9:30! It is odd that I ended up late even though my alarm first started to go off at around four thirty. Sometimes I

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It could be worse, you could have a tongue in your asshole.

[chairdevil]

nikki giovanni said, in an interview, that she gave up an alarm clock a long time ago. now she gets up if her body feels like it and sleeps if she doesn't. she's a crazy poet. i think you should opt for a jerry-rigged, mousetrap-esque kinda thing that sends a rolling ball onto a see-saw that is attached to string that pulls down a lever ... and eventually dumps water on your head. or you could get your sister to spray you with water every morning. i bet she would oblige. i used to tuck in my brother's sheets far under his mattress (he is a sound sleeper) and then stand above him and clang pots and pans together. this is different because I did this way BEFORE he was supposed to get up, but the effect was the same. Then there is Dave Attell's patented "hobo's espresso," which consists of a tongue in the asshole ... but unless you have an unconventionally good friend, I mean really, really good--like will put a tongue-tip in your asshole good, this probably is a last resort.