Conan bowled at Bowlmor Lanes... I think I creamed my pants.
Today was my first experence with Bowlmor Lanes, it was fucking stupid.
I could have went to fucking Craphole, Brooklyn and played for 3 bucks a game. The bill was about $93.84 for an hour and a half of bowling, and we only played 3 games! Fucking Christ. Plus food, the bill was about $160.00. just to eat Nachos, watch stupid visuals on a screen, and listen to awful Indie music, and bowl with black light pins, not worth it.
And it's run by my family, The Mafia, the Bonamos, I remember my family rented the place out for a wedding party, all Italians smoking cigars and insulting each other, it was fun. Vodka and Grapefruit all night. I got so bombed I flashed a Ferry, and they all looked so happy to see the boobies.
Tommorow is me and Ben's two years of knowing each other, I want to treat him to a threesome, anyone bi-sexual that's down with that? Secretly I think I'll enjoy it much more than him. But we wont tell him that. :D
Countdown to Old man country: 3 days.
I could have went to fucking Craphole, Brooklyn and played for 3 bucks a game. The bill was about $93.84 for an hour and a half of bowling, and we only played 3 games! Fucking Christ. Plus food, the bill was about $160.00. just to eat Nachos, watch stupid visuals on a screen, and listen to awful Indie music, and bowl with black light pins, not worth it.
And it's run by my family, The Mafia, the Bonamos, I remember my family rented the place out for a wedding party, all Italians smoking cigars and insulting each other, it was fun. Vodka and Grapefruit all night. I got so bombed I flashed a Ferry, and they all looked so happy to see the boobies.
Tommorow is me and Ben's two years of knowing each other, I want to treat him to a threesome, anyone bi-sexual that's down with that? Secretly I think I'll enjoy it much more than him. But we wont tell him that. :D
Countdown to Old man country: 3 days.