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What's the best part about fucking twenty five year olds?
There's twenty of them
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bitch can cook in the dark
Did you hear about when Jesus walked into the Holiday Inn?
Yea, he slapped 4 nails on the counter and told them to put him up for the night
What's the best part about fucking a 13 year old girl in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and make her look like she's 9
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
acne waits till puberty to cum on your face
What's 12 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream all night?
cribdeath
What's the best part about fucking twenty five year olds?
There's twenty of them
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bitch can cook in the dark
Did you hear about when Jesus walked into the Holiday Inn?
Yea, he slapped 4 nails on the counter and told them to put him up for the night
What's the best part about fucking a 13 year old girl in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and make her look like she's 9
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
acne waits till puberty to cum on your face
What's 12 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream all night?
cribdeath