1. I died: hire a necromancer and bring you back to life. 2. I kissed you: rip your clothes off and drag you off to bed caveman style. 3. I lived next door to you: i'd set up a communication system using string and old cans and we'd stay up all night talking to each other. 4. You found out I was married: hit on your wife. 5. I stole something: tell the police and laugh as the netizens rip you apart. maybe. 6. I was hospitalized: make you some pancakes. 7. I refused to leave my home: send you provocative pictures of myself as bait to get you out of the house. 8. I got into a (fist) fight while you were there: you wouldn't. we both know i'd do all the ass kicking in that situation.
What Do You Think About My:
9. Personality: you're way goofy and it suits me just fine. 10. Eyes: they're a bit small. 11. Hair: it's.. hair? 12. Family: i'll tell you once you introduce me to them as your fiance.
Would You:
13. Help me hide a body? i'd dig a hole or something, but no way am i touching a dead body. 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? no, i'd tell my dog. 15. Hold my hand? sure, as long as you don't have a flesh eating virus. 16. Take a bullet for me? does it look like i want to get shot? i wouldn't be lame like in the movies and push you out of the way and get shot in the process. i'm smart enough to push you out of harms way and not get shot. 18. Try to solve my problems? of course. 19. Love me? don't i already? 20. Date me? eww no way, you even said so yourself that you're a crap boyfriend.
Have You Ever:
21. Lied to make me feel better? nope. 22. Wanted to kiss me? oh bby. 23. Wanted to kill me? nah. 24. Broke my heart? lots. 25. Kept something important from me? noope. 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? all the time.
1. I died: hire a necromancer and bring you back to life.
2. I kissed you: rip your clothes off and drag you off to bed caveman style.
3. I lived next door to you: i'd set up a communication system using string and old cans and we'd stay up all night talking to each other.
4. You found out I was married: hit on your wife.
5. I stole something: tell the police and laugh as the netizens rip you apart. maybe.
6. I was hospitalized: make you some pancakes.
7. I refused to leave my home: send you provocative pictures of myself as bait to get you out of the house.
8. I got into a (fist) fight while you were there: you wouldn't. we both know i'd do all the ass kicking in that situation.
What Do You Think About My:
9. Personality: you're way goofy and it suits me just fine.
10. Eyes: they're a bit small.
11. Hair: it's.. hair?
12. Family: i'll tell you once you introduce me to them as your fiance.
Would You:
13. Help me hide a body? i'd dig a hole or something, but no way am i touching a dead body.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? no, i'd tell my dog.
15. Hold my hand? sure, as long as you don't have a flesh eating virus.
16. Take a bullet for me? does it look like i want to get shot? i wouldn't be lame like in the movies and push you out of the way and get shot in the process. i'm smart enough to push you out of harms way and not get shot.
18. Try to solve my problems? of course.
19. Love me? don't i already?
20. Date me? eww no way, you even said so yourself that you're a crap boyfriend.
Have You Ever:
21. Lied to make me feel better? nope.
22. Wanted to kiss me? oh bby.
23. Wanted to kill me? nah.
24. Broke my heart? lots.
25. Kept something important from me? noope.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? all the time.
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