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Yes, I’m a performance piss artist. I already knew that.
You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk!
What Mixed Drink Are You?
Brain hurts. Should become basket weaver.
You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)
You're a great thinker and a true philosopher.
You'd make a talented professor or writer.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
A wise man once said:
Your Fortune Is
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
Yeah! I’m a retard! \o/ This was about the time I discovered wagging was much more fun than going to school. I am scarily right-brained.
You Failed 8th Grade Math
Oh no, you only got 4/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Oogie boogie.
Your Monster Profile
Creepy Vampire
You Feast On: Fingernails
You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields
You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars
What's Your Monster Name?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.
What Kind of Candy Are You?