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My mother called, hoping to cheer me up and distract me from my hideously distended eyelid. We ended up talking about books that we are reading. She just picked up 'The Pianist'. She wondered why I snickered.
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I then told her the joke involving the genie, the million ducks, and the 12-inch pianist. I told this joke to my MOTHER. The prudiest prude whoever prudishly pruded over prunes. She responded 'Well, I don't know about that joke, but this book sounds like a sticky situation'. There was silence on the line for about ten seconds before she said 'Goodnight everybody!' like Johnny Carson and hung up.
On October 9th, 2007, Rhonda Reece made a dirty joke. Let it go down in history.
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I then told her the joke involving the genie, the million ducks, and the 12-inch pianist. I told this joke to my MOTHER. The prudiest prude whoever prudishly pruded over prunes. She responded 'Well, I don't know about that joke, but this book sounds like a sticky situation'. There was silence on the line for about ten seconds before she said 'Goodnight everybody!' like Johnny Carson and hung up.
On October 9th, 2007, Rhonda Reece made a dirty joke. Let it go down in history.