*high-five* Good show, old girl! Just tops. Very sexy. I really just LOVED this. I have a thing for unabashed-slut!Speed. And RDJ's Tony Stark in ANY kind of sexual situation (that doesn't involve Pepper. D:) *rawr*
And LOL, it's so like Tony to offer a drink to an underaged prospect. Like an alcoholic Spider, luring flies into a web. WITH SCOTCH! XD
And LOL, it's so like Tony to offer a drink to an underaged prospect. Like an alcoholic Spider, luring flies into a web. WITH SCOTCH! XD
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"But it's fun!"
"Yes, but it's also illegal, and the Avengers haven't been looking too kindly on it."
"Pffft, the Avengers. What are they going to do - avenge me?"
"I imagine they'd kick you out. And probably replace you with the Hulk, or Spider-Man, or Wolverine-"
"What? That immortal dickhead? No way! ...Fine, I'll stop providing it. But it's not my fault if he finds it on his own, right?"
"Sir-"
"Okay, okay. Spoilsport."
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*imagines Tony leaving bottles of Jack Daniels around the Thunderhead locker room*
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"Tony, did you leave a six-pack of Budweiser in my locker?"
"What? No. I mean, I might have, but if I did I didn't mean to. Totally an accident."
"You accidentally drove to the track with beer that you don't even drink and accidentally opened my locker, then accidentally left it there?"
"Exactly."
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