Catching Up
As most of you have probably guessed, I am working on catching up on some things online. So I have been reading through a lot of journal posts and responding. Anyway, I wanted to do a version of "Guess that quote" that is on the YTDAW. What happened was I got about halfway through some journal postings and realized I should write the funny stuff down somewhere. Please don't be offended if I didn't use something your wrote, I probably read it before I started keeping track!
These are some of the funnier comments I remembered to copy from different journals (and from a couple of fics). As the author is guessed, I will add their name to the quote. No fair cheating by clicking on my user info/friends.
For the last year I have kept OPEC in fucking business with the oil leak of legendary proportions
georgiamagnolia
{From an early February post} You will all be glad to know that I have coffee. You will all be horrified to know that my Christmas tree is still up. Yes, I’m a dork… still.
I guess the Bishop was on a recruiting mission, too. {Comment on a long church service}
elfling65
When talking about the fact that Canadian 1$ and 2$ come in coins she asked: "Then how do you tip a stripper?" Ensued a discussion that included fanny packs and magnet strips.
em_ethereality
Got up in the morning. Always a prerequisite for getting things done.
idreamedmusic
God in the heavens above, please allow the words that come out of my mouth to not make me sound like an idiot to her. Amen.
Never fails that he puts me smack in the middle of a freak sandwich.
jungle_mag
My only warning...don't skinny dip in the Patuxent/Potomac if I have access to a boat.
Aaand another yellow card!! Are we collecting them or what?!.
mer5
Another fucking yellow card!!! wohoo! Two more and we'll get the cooking set! *glares*
mer5
Today was Blow-job and Carrot Cake Day, aka the spousal unit’s birthday.
mingsmommy
{Describing the behavior of a pet cat} She spent all night mouthing me (not really biting to hurt me, just enough to sting so that I knew she was pissed) and chewing on my hair
{At the end of an entry} PS The hot flashes can fuck off, too.
Well,” Sara snuggled against his panting body, a pleased smile on her face, “that was a fantastic vintage.”
zamboni12
If I had nipples on my love handles, would they be as appealing as boobs?
doom_cherries
Some of my fantasies are depraved.
cincoflex