i had this as my away message, but i just needed an entry to balance the one i'll updat in 5 seconds
At dinner, my mom was talking about her day. "[I bought the pants on sale, and when I returned them the cashier tried to give me too much money. I didn't want to steal $8 from someone who needs it, but he kept asking for my credit card.] I was just trying to be honest, I wasn't trying to rip off Dick's."