So I'm sure you all know by now how there's going to be a new Sherlock Holmes film. It is going to be
awful; we knew this. Anyway. On a not unrelated topic, we could play a game of
What's Wrong With This Article only we'd be here all week. I'm trying to find something that isn't wrong with this article instead. I really do not think I have anything.
Pretty much everyone involved, I fear, must be totally off their rocker in one direction or another. I could quote bits that are especially ????-worthy but since that is basically every word, you know... never mind.
(Thanks to
catoblepas for the heads up on this particular piece of incredible WTF.)