Let's talk about...

[giving_ground]

...porn. About writing porn, actually. And why I'm sort of bad at it in isolation. Okay, really damn bad. Seriously. *uses appropriate/inappropriate icon*

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[firescribble]

Thanks for leaving in all my spelling/grammatical errors. Again. >_<

[giving_ground]

Oh come on. MY OWN ENTRIES ARE FULL OF ERRORS ALL THE TIME.

[firescribble]

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR ERRORS. IT IS MY FAIL I TAKE ISSUE WITH. ALSO I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.

[giving_ground]

Why am I allowed to fail when you're not? So much sadness. :(

[firescribble]

Because if I do I'm the lady with the perverted mind. WHO FAILS. That's just sad.

When it comes to porn I just.. fail at the meaningful parts. I enjoy them, but the random sex keeps popping up. But then you're the genius writer. *snort*

[giving_ground]

;__;

Don't get me wrong. I can be brainless enough to enjoy reading random porn on the conditions that it's IC and no-one refers to anyone's eyes as orbs or penis as ... whatever the bizarre euphemism of choice is this week. But writing it makes me cringe. OH HEY I GUESS WE BOTH HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS. ♥

[firescribble]

There is a big difference btw liking porn and liking BAD porn. No orbs. Absolutely no orbs. And cocks are just cocks. There are many good names for them. I can see why it's somewhat difficult with woman bits, buy by jove there are lots of ways to say cock.

[giving_ground]

The eternal problem with girl-porn. *stares sadly at Black Lagoon*

Anyway yeah.

I think we should challenge Pez to have her Niou use aaaaaalllllll the acceptable ways of referring to cocks in casual conversation. In one fic. I mean, he's mastered 'cocksucker', etc. How difficult can it be?

[firescribble]

Well. There is at least one acceptable word and it's Black Lagoon so rudeness is not an issue.

I THINK THIS IS A SPLENDID IDEA.

[giving_ground]

Oh, so true! For Black Lagoon wildly inappropriate is really the most appropriate way to go. :D

I knew you would see things my way on this point. >)

[firescribble]

Would balls also be ok, because then the list would get very very long. Heh.

[giving_ground]

Yeah. Well, Niou is an inventive guy, I'm sure he can manage.

[yuki_scorpio]

I've seen testicles described as globes before.

Globes.

[giving_ground]

Those moments when you're reading something and you wonder if the author is actually for real. :|

[firescribble]

...

I just.. wuh... why write porn with men in it if you're afraid to mention the good parts?

[yuki_scorpio]

I think it was velvety globes, too.

And then in WK fandom, Ken's balls were oompared with soccer balls. Okay, I know WK is like an entire black hole of WTF-ness, BUT THAT WAS JUST ONE STEP TOO FAR.

Maybe the author finds globes erotic. I bet she collects them.