You. Yes, you. The one drooling into my teacup.
Dear Tezmobile,
Some points for your consideration:
1. My elbow is sticking out because I am trying to tie my hair back, not because I am inviting you to lick it.
2. It is not dinner time. It is not even close.
3. Those raspberries are not your own personal toys. They are, in fact, part of my lunch.
4. Where is the green d20?
5. Sitting in front of the computer monitor will not make me give you food, or even as much attention as you seem to be hoping for. Especially if it isn't the monitor of the computer I'm actually using.
In conclusion: you still have lot more to work on.
Love,
Liz
Some points for your consideration:
1. My elbow is sticking out because I am trying to tie my hair back, not because I am inviting you to lick it.
2. It is not dinner time. It is not even close.
3. Those raspberries are not your own personal toys. They are, in fact, part of my lunch.
4. Where is the green d20?
5. Sitting in front of the computer monitor will not make me give you food, or even as much attention as you seem to be hoping for. Especially if it isn't the monitor of the computer I'm actually using.
In conclusion: you still have lot more to work on.
Love,
Liz