I was really bored, so I stole this from Justin.
Spell your first name backwards.
E-I-M-A-J.
What's the story behind your username?
It comes from dialogue in my favorite book, The Bell Jar.
Where do you live?
Montgomery, Alabama.
What are four words that sum you up?
Ask my fucking friends. That's four words.
Describe your...
...Wallet.
It's bright pink. It snaps. It holds my checkbook.
...Hairbrush.
It's green. It's flat. I got it for Christmas. Seriously, who gives people hairbrushes for Christmas?
...Toothbrush.
It's clear. I got it from my dentist.
...Pillow cover.
It has sleeping teddy bears on it. I've had it for years.
...Blanket.
It's fleece. It has Hello Kitty's face all over it.
...Coffee cup.
I don't drink coffee anymore. We have too many mugs to describe. Fuck you.
...Sunglasses.
They're brown. The lenses are rectangular.
...Shoes.
The ones I'm wearing right now are really old black Converses. I drew checkers on the toe a long time ago.
...Favorite shirt.
My favorite shirt is probably my Ghost Mice shirt. It has a little winged mouse on it, and he's looking up at the moon.
...Perfume.
I don't wear any, yo.
...The CD in your stereo right now.
Rosa's masterpiece... I, Mississippi, You.
...What you're wearing right now.
My uniform, which consists of khaki pants and a salmon-colored collared shirt with the Papa John's logo on it.
...Hair.
I have a mohawk, and it's down. I don't plan on putting it up very often.
...Makeup.
I don't wear makeup, yo.
What's in your mouth?
Nothing yet. My mom's bringing me some takeout when she gets home.
What's in your head?
I wish I could take a long nap before I go back to work.
What are you wishing for?
I wish I could take a long nap before I go back to work.
After this?
I have to go back to work at 4:30. I get to meet the new assistant manager whose name is Jamie.
Who are you talking to?
Anthony.
What are you eating?
Nothing.
Who's the person you wish you could see right now?
Hutch.
Who's next to you?
Nobody.
What's something you're looking forward to in the coming months?
Starting college.
What's the last thing you ate?
A chocolate muffin.
What's something you're deathly afraid of?
Losing someone I love.
Do you like...
...Candles?
Yes.
...Hot wax?
No?
...Incense?
Yes.
Do you believe in...
...Love?
I believe in love, but I think marriage is a sham.
...Soul mates?
Maybe.
...Love at first sight?
You can be physically attracted to someone when you first see them, but there is no way you can truly love someone until you get to know them.
...Heaven?
Yes, or something similar.
...Forgiveness?
Yes.
...God?
Yes.
Do you have a crush on someone?
I'm always crushing on someone.
What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want to be buried, not cremated.
Who is your worst enemy?
People.
If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?
A bunny.
What is the latest you've ever stayed up?
A few days, I think.
Ever been to Belgium?
Nope.
Can you eat with chopsticks?
Yes.
What's your favorite coin?
That's a really weird question. Anyway, I don't like money. Money means capitalism. Captialism is gross.
What are five places you wouldn't mind relocating to?
Bloomington, Pensacola, Pensacola, Bloomington, or Bloomington.
What are some of your favorite pig-out foods?
Pizza and ice cream.
What are some things that you wish you could understand better?
People. Why things are the way they are. Why everything sucks so much. How I can make these things better.
Who do you miss that you haven't seen in a while?
Chelsea, Justin, and Kayla... probably more, but I can't think right now. I'm sorry.