Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cocksuckers of all other varieties who might come upon these words; permit a freshly lost soul his ignorance for just one moment and allow me to enquire
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Well, you'll have to pardon my fucking presumption, Miss Adams. It wouldn't be that I've met any shortage of cooch that could fulfill the role, but rather it's the cock that would follow, that's in short supply.
It's not an unpopular opinion to have where I come from, but people who sail with me learn why I'm in charge fairly quickly. First lesson being that you don't talk about mine and I don't cut off yours.
Unless you're sporting some truly astonishing pussy between your legs, I'd counsel you to soften your fucking position on how others might refer to it. You're nothing I ain't seen before, Adams.
And I don't care how astonishing you think your danglies are, Mister Swearengen; unless I've offered it to you, I'd rather talk about something else. You wouldn't consider it terribly respectable if I considered your relevance purely by what's hanging between your legs or not, now would you?
I believe if you want to reconsider my fucking comments, I was extending a commendation and acknowledgment of the fucking trials which I have seen and in some cases been architect toward which plague women who fulfill such fucking positions.
Your response being an idle fucking threat at my balls, is what forges my consideration of your relevance.
I PROMISE I'LL STOP FINDING MISTAKESgimmethemapApril 9 2010, 01:27:32 UTC
Wasn't a threat, merely stating how I handled things on my own ship -- which this is not, by the way. And if you want to talk about trials that you witness and contribute to you might reduce that somewhat by calling them women instead of cooch when you're making plain conversation. Just a suggestion, but it's not exactly the sort of term I tend to hear from anyone trying to be friendly, so you have my apologies for having my guard up. Might make your intention a little clearer in the future though.
Re: I PROMISE I'LL STOP FINDING MISTAKESgivesomebackApril 9 2010, 07:13:12 UTC
Someone asks me to refrain from cussing in front of children and I might acquiesce, to tone it down because it raises their heckles and estranges them to my meaning though? Well, I'll certainly endeavor for some fucking clarity from this point on, but that I can not promise.
Captain Morgan Adams. Welcome to the Barge.
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You a military man, Adams?
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Your response being an idle fucking threat at my balls, is what forges my consideration of your relevance.
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