I lurve my inappropriate sense of humour

[givemeyourwings]

givemeyourwings: So apparently I have children. Twins, no less.
superkappa: damnit, I told you to get the fucking coathanger
givemeyourwings: You should've pushed me down the stairs. Some friend you are!
superkappa: I trusted you to take care of it yourself
superkappa: god, do I have to do everything for you?
givemeyourwings: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
superkappa: I DON'T WANT SALAD
superkappa: /shoves plates off table
givemeyourwings: /flips the fucking table!