Meme Madness
I did warn you...super-huge meme, stolen from my lovely caehl, whom I miss like the buggeries (caehl, please give my love to F, S, I, B, etc. I miss them all to bits...). This one's only for those who are hoping to do their Major in Me. There's a rather impressively endowed image-related one coming next, too. Yes, I spoil you.
Heres wes goes;
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Big scar on my foot, where I accidentally kicked a large piece of glass, lodging it in one foot as I swung the other past it for a good old slicing. There's still some glass in there, and I still prefer to go barefoot, btw.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Not much yet, but an ever-increasing plethora of photos, images and art Coming Soon.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's invisible, and free.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Incredibly bad music, with a dash of the best music in the world.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
8 a.m., just in time for Transformers.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To get out of this depressive slump and start being proactive with my life. As per usual.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Melbourne, and all it entails.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
Hard to say.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Viiirrgggo.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Rarely, but the occasional panic attack when surrounded by peoples.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if theres werewolves.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My husband - he took away my Mercedes Benz.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME?
Oooo...I love Moschino's Cheap And Chic (thanks Mars), and Urd (thanks Mars). They're my absolute favourites. I also dig Gucci's Rush, but it's way too classy for hoboes.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dark hair, amber/green eyes. And wow, I found him.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
Jail.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Stupid, stupid meme.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Kalamata olives, sundried tomatoes, grilled eggplant, and some fetta or haloumi cheese. Anything mediterranean, really.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I am so full, it's disgusting.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
My husband, because I'm a jerky-jerk.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Odd question. I remember a boy in primary school in Sydney gave me a rose bush...an actual rose bush, that he'd pulled out of someone's garden. Weird.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I hate everyone.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
This question would typically make me scowl, as I hate brands, but Australia's CUE hit the nail on the head when it comes to Fashion that I really rather enjoy and cannot afford. Though keep in mind, I AM a hobo, and hoboes wear tracksuit pants.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Gin, husband, and see previous post.
27. WHAT KIND IS/ARE IT/THEY?
Cat, man-thing, kitten.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS GOING TO MOVE AWAY?
You kinda can't help the whole falling in love part, really.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Throw mud in their eye.
30. SAY ANY NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
4.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
I hate the phone, but probably the boy at work.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Deliberate ignorance.
36. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL?
Was full of arseholes.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Sushi, potatoes...cigarettes (it's nearly 3 weeks, now...)
37. FIRST JOB?
Second hand bookstore.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
God yes.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Yuck.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I thought I was being paid for this.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I used to get compliments all of the time, but now I'm way too fat and old.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Build my own out of the bones of those who dare cross me.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
If I don't have a (fucking) job by my birthday, how about a noose?
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Half serve, please.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Do I look like a girly girl to you?
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Slept in, dottered about, did nothing, went to bed with headache.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
A mango/guava yoghurt.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, but it changes dramatically with my mood (just like caehl's answer).
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Salami - sadly, it's the worst for you.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Lots, you got an hour?
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Hard to choose, but probably Simply Red's Greatest Hits...even I cringe at that one.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Nope.
55. NAME YOUR FAVORITE BAND.
Flip up between Augie March and Neutral Milk Hotel.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
To most people, sadly, yes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
By having a rant.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I don't know.
59. WHAT IS Are YOUR FAVORITE SONG LYRIC Lyrics?
"There are beads that wrap
Around your knees that crackle into the dark
Like a walk in the park like a hole in your head
Like the feeling you get when you realize you're dead
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world
And I guess it's worth your time
Because there's some lives you live
And some you leave behind
It gets hard to explain
The gardenhead knows my name
Leave me alone, for you know this isn't the first time
In fact this is twice in a row
That the angels have slipped through our landslide
And filled up our garden with snow
And I don't wish to taste of your insides
Or to call out your name through my phone
For the glory boys at your bedside will love you
As long as you're something to own
Follow me through a city of frost covered angels
I swear I have nothing to prove
I just want to dance in your tangles
To give me some reason to move
But to take on the world at all angles
Requires a strength I can't use
So I'll meet you up high in your anger
Of all that is hoping and waiting for you"
- Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone, Neutral Milk Hotel
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I was big into Pound Puppies.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
62. DO YOU SWEAR?
...
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Often, because I am a lowly being.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes, and it fucking sucks because people are dumb.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Passion, creativity, intelligence, sweetness.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Cattlet, Kitty.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR.
Lime, licorice, or more recently, black cherry.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Aubergine, dark red, dark green.
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Schmy.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Three, with a new one on the way...
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
No, it's torturous. I can barely imagine what it's like to read.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Air vents.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Wade.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, hair.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Probably Owen's Lament, or anything by Augie March.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
I don't enjoy hating anything, but there's a lot out there to severely dislike.
82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
Bombay Sapphire with tonic and lime, Bundeberg Ginger Beer, Black Russians, smoothies, water, fresh juice, chai, and GOOD COFFEE.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Pisceans typically, but now also Geminis.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
To watch, or play? I love to play Badminton and go kayaking, a lot. One day, I will bully my boy into getting (or building) me a kayak. As for watching, that's a dumb question.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Red.
86. EYE COLOR?
Green (grey when I'm cranky).
87. HEIGHT?
Short.
88. SIBLINGS?
Not anymore.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
I'm guessing that will change with my being over here now, but so far I enjoy Halloween weather a lot, so I'll say October.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
More than is normal or necessary.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Heroes...and it's actually kinda good.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Dunno.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Mostly, but now I don't need to.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
I now have an excellent provider of both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Me, personally? Shit, that was ages ago...
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THIS?
My entire Friends' List.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Nothing right now, too busy trying to not procrastinate on things that require doing.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
You'll have to ask mumchancegaloot.
Phew. Knackering.