this is definitely worth writing about.
today, at 9 in the morning, i received this text message:
"Fwd: Fwd: Sex is like nike- just do it. Dick is like gatorade- is it in u? Pussy is like wendys- tastes great even late. This txt is like an std so pass it on
first of all, i won't "just do it" but thanks for the peer pressure and that roofie you slipped in my drink, creep. secondly, if you have to ask whether or not "its in me" you are drunk and stupid. thirdly, pussy probably doesn't ever taste great. not even late. aaaand lastly, i'm glad using a text as a metaphor for an std shows who carelessly you spread them all around.
to sum it all up: this text is not clever, so whoever came up with it and thought it was is wrong. also, this serves zero purpose other than to sound like an idiot.
no offense to who i got it from... but seriously, hahahha!
in other news, happy halloween!!
"Fwd: Fwd: Sex is like nike- just do it. Dick is like gatorade- is it in u? Pussy is like wendys- tastes great even late. This txt is like an std so pass it on
first of all, i won't "just do it" but thanks for the peer pressure and that roofie you slipped in my drink, creep. secondly, if you have to ask whether or not "its in me" you are drunk and stupid. thirdly, pussy probably doesn't ever taste great. not even late. aaaand lastly, i'm glad using a text as a metaphor for an std shows who carelessly you spread them all around.
to sum it all up: this text is not clever, so whoever came up with it and thought it was is wrong. also, this serves zero purpose other than to sound like an idiot.
no offense to who i got it from... but seriously, hahahha!
in other news, happy halloween!!