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i have this idea of this special agent ninja spy. who can turn any household item into a deadly weapon. like lets say he's getting mugged or he's in enemy territory. like he'd do all kinds of crazy ninja shit and then he'd put the person in a headlock and just take a ..... roll of duct tAPE and put it to his neck and then someone else tries to kill him and he puts that guy in a headlock grabs a can of pumpkin pie mix and does like a slashing motion across his neck . and it just repeats over and over again with different items . (ex. tv guide, napkin ring, half a bagel etc.) i would liek that.