-4 MCA, Saturday Morning

[givehimahand]

There were many things that Jaime could accept while living on Fandom Island. That his brother was from the past, that Stannis Baratheon was a teenager, that the Targaryen girl was there...

But none of those prepared him to wake up this morning as a woman. More importantly, as CerseiWhich is possibly why he'd just spent the last five minutes

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[halfman_lion]

Tyrion was not displeased to wake up a woman again. For one, it was novel to be so tall. As long as he'd change back eventually, he was content to spend a day or so with tits.

He yawned as he wandered into the living room to warn his brother, and then made a yelping noise.

Jaime being a girl was almost expected. He just hadn't realized Jaime would be a girl with Cersei's face.

[givehimahand]

"It's uncanny, isn't it?" He even had her voice!

[halfman_lion]

"Thank the seven we weren't triplets," Tyrion agreed firmly. "I don't think this apartment could hold two of her."

[givehimahand]

Jaime turned to look at Tyrion now, almost surprised to have to keep his eyes level. "...that is a terrifying thought."

[halfman_lion]

"That's the way to get through this," Tyrion advised. "Remember things can always be worse."

He smiled apologetically at Jaime's slight surprise. "I know, I grew a foot overnight. I almost don't mind the tits, considering."

[givehimahand]

"Well," Jaime said, attempting humor in this terrible, terrible situation. "At least you didn't take after Aunt Genna."

[halfman_lion]

"Only in brains," Tyrion said, managing a smile. "Though if I had four children I might pork up too."

He wondered if he looked at all like their mother. Probably not; Tyrion made for an acceptable looking woman, he supposed, but not the kind of beauty he'd been told Joanna was.

[givehimahand]

Their family life was just so messed up!

"And have to handle a Frey." Gods help you, Aunt Genna.

[halfman_lion]

"At least they'd likely be too dim to notice anything else we did."

See, an upside to everything!

[givehimahand]

"...you make a good point, brother." A beat. "Or should I call you 'sister' now?"

[halfman_lion]

"I've always liked the rhythm of 'my sweet sister'," Tyrion said. "Or Tyra." Because he was fierce. "Your name is used for women too, here."

[givehimahand]

Jaime made a face at that. "Why would they do that to some poor girl?"

[halfman_lion]

"For the same reason as they can't spell Petyr or Eddard." Because this world had completely ridiculous names. "... do you have something to wear?"

[givehimahand]

"Do they have trouble with the Targaryen girl's name as well?" Because that was also suuuuch a simple name to know, people.

[halfman_lion]

A familiar flicker of amusement went through Tyrion's eyes. "Haven't you ever listened to radio?" he asked. "They butcher it every single time."

[givehimahand]

"How hard could it be? It's not Dothraki."