You've already seen
Kuzco, but here are the rest because I enjoy looking at gifs of pretty people!
MY OTHER STUDENT
Mara Jade
- From Stars Wars: Expanded Universe Legacy version
- Yes, I play about half the galaxy at this point
- Shhh I don't have a problem, I CAN STOP ANY TIME
- I might be lying
- Junior, red hair, green eyes, built like a dancer, can totally kick your ass with a pencil
- Won't cop to the part where she can kick your ass with a pencil
- Is a Super Secret Emperor's Hand, known to only a small number of friends...and people from the GFFA who know who she grows up to be
- That is, Luke's wife/Ben's mom
TEACHERS
Anakin Skywalker
- From the Star Wars prequels, and an alumnus of the Class of 2006
- Yeah, that long ago
- I feel old too
- Is married to alumnae and now NPC Rory Gilmore and has NPC kiddos Juliet and Christopher who show up occasionally
- Teaches ethics in the fall during the school year because I think I'm funny. Teaches with Obi-Wan Kenobi because we think we're hilarious. They spend most of the classes bickering because that's what they do
- Is also the Dean of Students because he cares about you
- Well, maybe not you
- Is an insanely powerful Marty Stu Jedi, and as such has enhanced senses, reflexes, and the ability to pretty much read your mind (Star Wars goes back and forth on this, depending on plot demands...). He can also have Visions of the Future, which in general suck for him
- Used to be Darth Vader. Will probably not be telling you that
- Because Star Wars in Fandom is nuts, is the old Master of Ahsoka, grandfather to alumni Ben and Jaina, father to Luke, great-grandsomething to Cade, and GOD ONLY KNOWS to Rey and Finn. He pretty much adopts everyone who shows up from a galaxy far, far away
- Not you, Atton
Steve Rogers
- From the Marvel Cinematic Universe, about a year post-first Avengers
- Currently living with a different Tony that he likes a lot more than his own universe's version of Tony
- Feels guilty about that
- Feels guilty about EVERYTHING
- Vita-Ray enhanced super-soldier gifted with faster reflexes, super-strength, stamina, and smarts, and the ability to make you feel bad by giving a Heartfelt Speech about Responsibilities
- Likes to make old person jokes to see if anyone's paying attention
- Teaching debate with Tony this fall
- ...so that should go well
TOWNIE
Eric Northman
- 6'5" blond haired blue-eyed thousand year old vampire from True Blood and the Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries books
- Is the sheriff of Area Five in Louisiana but after an encounter with witches who wiped his memory (book witches, not show witches who look like Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia) and decided that not always being in Louisiana might not be a terrible idea
- Is currently not really a fan of witches, though he makes some exceptions
- As a vampire, has incredible speed, strength and the ability to glamour you into giving him what he wants
- Also, he can fly
- I don't know either
- However, he must sleep all day and has to be invited into places. You can also uninvite him at any time, which kicks him out of the room by making him walk backwards out of it and is, frankly, hilarious
- Currently owns the Devil's Nest in town where yes, they card. Sorry, students, but you aren't cool enough to go to jail for
- Eats crappy DJs
- Is currently hiring for shifts at the club! Drop me a comment if you're want a job!
MY ALUMNI
Luke Skywalker
- Oh, Luke, how so adorable?
- From Star Wars, original flavor
- FH!Anakin's son and alumni of the Class of 2007
- Currently back in the galaxy far, far away going through the Thrawn trilogy (currently on book two!), and do to there not being a lot of canon for many years of his life timey-wimey differences between Fandom and the GFFA, is now 28ish. He has met his Mara, not the one here. Ask him about either one, it's kind of hilarious
Ben Skywalker
- From Star Wars: Legacy and is not to be mistaken with a certain SPOILER in a certain movie
- Ben, like his father and grandfather before him, is a trained Jedi Knight with the enhanced senses, speed, bad feelings and random near-death experiences with things that like to eat him that go with it
- In addition to general Jedi-ness, can make himself disappear entirely in the Force, so if he doesn't warn people, it feels like he died. He warns people now. He also is empathic and has perfect recall It's not a terrific combination (especially for a mun who doesn't have perfect recall.)
- Is 5'10 with red hair and blue eyes and is a little more well-muscled than his PB as he works out obsessively. He also speaks with a genuine British Coruscanti accent
- No, none of the other Skywalkers do
- I don't get it either
- Currently lives in a galaxy closer to Earth's because it's endsthegame's. They are in a domestic partnership (with paperwork!) and have a baby daughter named Val
Cade
- From a Star Wars galaxy far, far away. Is the descendent of Anakin, Luke, and Ben, but will not be mentioning that. He's given up his last name, like Cher or Madonna
- Only surlie
- Force-sensitive former Padawan who now has absolutely nothing to do with Force and if pushed will deny ever spending time with the Jedi.
- Blond hair, green eyed, heavily pierced and tattooed 20-something bounty hunter
- Is not, as you might have guessed, a terribly nice guy. He's into petty theft, generally being a dick, and hitting on girls and never following through on it. Unless he figures you won't nag him about it after
- He's also--and this is important--a drug addict (deathsticks, specifically: they keep the nattering voices of dead Great-Great-Something Luke away). Any activity like that will be cut and warned for
- I'm kind of surprised it took this long for a Skywalker to be on drugs too
MEEEE
Fry
- In Ghana, which means I'm currently 6 hours ahead of the East Coast and 2 behind Corrie. *waves*
- Stay at home mom to two girls who have both started school full-time
- I might be in denial about that part
- Can be found at fireballoffry on IM or at emopadawan at gmail on email. Or freedomfry on Twitter. Or fireballoffry on Tumblr, but only if you want to be bombarded with Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan and Gilmore Girls gifs
- Is one of the game admins, so feel free to ask me questions!