[TM] Trick or Treat

Nov 05, 2009 17:15

No one in the world could make a slutty Halloween costume like Brooke Davis.

She had decided on a little Watchmen/Batman 'crossover action' when Matthew had pointed out that his dad couldn't be anyone other than Bruce Wayne. And Dean, being Dean, had only suggested that she dress up as Catwoman a couple thousand times before she realized that she needed to own it or do better.

Making her own version of Silk Spectre's costume from the movie was Brooke's way of topping Catwoman. The costume had color to it, and it wasn't an accident that it hugged her curves in all of the right ways. She'd made it less revealing to keep it appropriate for trick or treating with kids, but if Dean didn't like it, that meant he was gay.

He was a lot of things, but gay was one thing that Brooke would have bet money that he wasn't. And if she needed to prove that to a few men who she knew and often loved, she would be happy to point out that he'd requested the Bale version of Batman, not West, Keaton, Clooney, or worst of all, Kilmer.

If he didn't chicken out, they'd make a hot pair walking down the block in their costumes. And their little boy was only going to be the best Iron Man ever, because she'd gotten Dean to help with the light in the center of his costume so that he had a realistic arc reactor. They couldn't do these things halfway. They had friends to compete with and a PTA to piss off.

When bitchy soccer moms complained that they looked 'too violent' as their sons ran around in torn clothing carrying fake chainsaws, that just meant that they were jealous.

Brooke couldn't blame them at all.

Brooke Davis
One Tree Hill
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community: theatrical muse, verse: zeppelin sucks

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