A Moment of Clarity

[give_mea_reason]

If you read this, chances are I love you (in a non-gay or creepy way).

If you read this and you don't think I love you, have your people call my people....I'm sure we can work something out.

If you don't read this at all, you won't know that I think you're a douche-tard.

And yes, I'm a little high.