I DO NOT LIVE IN A SHITTY AREA!
Today, one of my better thirds and I decided to go for a jog around my neighborhood.
Everything was fine until we got to Woodley, south of Knollwood Drive. The quality of the neighborhood wasn't bad or anything, but my god.
Lola and I continued to jog at our normal speed, but several onlookers driving in their toyota corollas and chevy el caminos slowed down. We also recieved a few unappealing stares from gardeners. There is really only one explanation for this: Despite the abnormally large size of Lola's chest, I regret to say that they were most likely not looking at her. This isn't to say that I am anything more spectacular than anything else, just that the maturity and perversion levels of most older men today are 100% disgusting. I can't count how many inappropriate and attempting-to-be seductive smiles Lola and I got. An old man with long, wavy black hair stopped at a stop sign, staring at his rear view mirrors and didn't proceed until Lola and I were just out of visibility. gross.
From now on, I'm doing my exercising at the gym.
Everything was fine until we got to Woodley, south of Knollwood Drive. The quality of the neighborhood wasn't bad or anything, but my god.
Lola and I continued to jog at our normal speed, but several onlookers driving in their toyota corollas and chevy el caminos slowed down. We also recieved a few unappealing stares from gardeners. There is really only one explanation for this: Despite the abnormally large size of Lola's chest, I regret to say that they were most likely not looking at her. This isn't to say that I am anything more spectacular than anything else, just that the maturity and perversion levels of most older men today are 100% disgusting. I can't count how many inappropriate and attempting-to-be seductive smiles Lola and I got. An old man with long, wavy black hair stopped at a stop sign, staring at his rear view mirrors and didn't proceed until Lola and I were just out of visibility. gross.
From now on, I'm doing my exercising at the gym.