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I was just stormed out on and had the door slammed on me because I put too much booze in the Coke and then I had the nerve to ask for a cuddle?

For fuck's sake, I'm the one with the vagina.

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[xv_harlequin_vx]

MEN!

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The real question is: how can there be too much booze?

HOW?!

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Some are sensitve to such things *shrug* if there is too mch in one glass, then get another!

And drink both.

It's man periods...meriods....they happen

[crazy_cello]

lol man periods, this is true, just ignore the tantrums mel, We all ignore yours. its fun this way!!

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Fuck you!

They aren't TANTRUMS...they are fits of rage.

[crazy_cello]

exhibit A. an 'mel lj tantrum'

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Exhibit B: *Mel punches Jason in the face*

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exhibit C: so's your face.

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Or pour twice as much mixer into the same glass and lick it off the bench.
Simple!

Man rags huh...where do the tampons go?

[xv_harlequin_vx]

Oh you know, here and there.

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...sounds sexy.