Mar 31, 2008 18:28
Here is a list of people who should not catch trains:
Old people, small children, babies, babies that have shat themselves, junkies, hobos, stinking alcoholic hobos, loud children in school uniforms, boys who wear those stupid hats with the flat brims, old ladies who stare at me, old men who stare at young girls, young girls who don't know how to close their legs, anyone who listens to music very loudly, people with luggage who take up 6 seats, people who wait at the door to be the first one out of the train then stop at the top of the stairs, loud emo couples, people with bikes who don't move, uhh...ASIANS WITH SHIT SMELLING BREATH, everyone else with shit smelling breath, foreign people who smell like mothballs, old ladies that smell like preservatives, people who eat stinky food on the train eg. eggs and prawns, people with sweaty hands that hold the poles and make them sweaty, in fact, anyone that is plain sweaty, large fat men who sit with their legs so far apart because their balls are obviously enormous, women in suits who won't move because they think they are better than you, THE COUGHING MAN who doesn't cover his mouth EVER even after you say over and over how rude it is, bogans, guys with rat tails just because they look totally gay, girls who swish their hair around and it touches you, people who hold the pole too close to your hand, people who read newspapers and rest the paper against your back when the train is crowded, men who stare down tops, weird people with birds on their shoulders, asian uni students, people who pop their chewing gum...
And so on.
It's not discrimination if I hate everyone :)