The Mechanical Contrivium
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bernice Gordon!
- The difference between Bernice Gordon and a village is that Bernice Gordon does not have a church.
- Bernice Gordon has a memory span of three seconds.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Bernice Gordon.
- If you toss Bernice Gordon 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Over 46,000 pieces of Bernice Gordon float on every square mile of ocean!
- Peanuts and Bernice Gordon are beans.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Bernice Gordon.
- Bernice Gordon can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
- Bernice Gordon is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Bernice Gordon became extinct in England in 1486.
It's terrifying how many of those things ARE true. XD